Holes Matter by The Centaurworld Cast Lyrics

[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Holes

[JUDGE JACKET]
I have my own story to tell
But before I get to that
I must admit our whole bureaucracy
Might seem divided
But there's one little thing
On which we all agree

[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Holes matter

[FEMALE MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Nose-to-toes

[JUDGE JACKET WITH BACKUP]
Take a look inside
You'll see
[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
Three paces per circumference

[JUDGE JACKET]
But every holetaur knows
A moletaur's holes
Are superior in quality

[MOLETAUR BACKUP]
The finest burrows on the whole

[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
No, no, no. That's not true.

[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Nope. He's correct.

[WORMTAURS, spoken]
Wormtaurs. Wormtaurs.

[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
It's three paces per circumfеrence.

[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Uh-huh. She's corrеct.
[GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken]
What about a gophertaur hole?

[GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken]
There you go.

[GOPHERTAUR 1, spoken]
That's a good hole.

[GOPHERTAUR 2, spoken]
That's a very good hole.

[WORMTAUR, spoken]
Wormtaurs are left out completely? I- is that what we're doing here?

[HORSE, spoken]
All right, congratulations. You guys almost got along for a second there. Ugh, this is pointless.

Glendale...
[WEST COVINA, spoken]
No. ¿Quién? No.

[HORSE, spoken]
That costume is ridiculous.

[WEST COVINA, spoken]
No es mi nombre.
[WEST COVINA]
Me llamo West Covina
No me llamo Glendale
Pero si esperas encontrarla
Then she's probably in jail.

Un agujero es un buen lugar
Para esconder sus cosas
Don't believe a word that Glendale says
'Cause she's a mentirosa

[HORSE, spoken]
Okay. Sorry about that. If we could get back to what we were talking about. I think we were real close on the hole thing here.

[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
That's got a good beat, don't it?

[HORSE, spoken]
What?

[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
The beat. It's a good beat. I can... I can move to it.

[MOLETAUR 1, spoken]
Nice.

[PRAIRIEDOGTAUR, spoken]
Yep yep yep. Yep yep yep.

[HORSE, spoken]
Imagine if you guys could agree on something important.

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Well, he's... He's kind of right, Horse. Mama's gettin' a little shoulder thing goin'.

[BADGERTAUR, spoken]
Yeah. It's nice. Hey, back me up, everybody.

[BADGERTAUR]
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!

[HORSE, spoken]
Uh... whoa!

[BADGERTAUR, WAMMAWINK & MOLETAURS]
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!

[HORSE, whispered]
Please stop!

[MORE HOLETAURS & WAMMAWINK]
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!
Bim-bam, a-lingy-lingy
Bim-bam, lingy-lingy, bim-bam!

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Bim-bam...

[HORSE, spoken]
Okay, friends, hi.

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Uh, oh, oh, sorry.

[HORSE, spoken]
Back on task here. We're talkin' about holes. Holes good!