I Shoulda by The Celibate Rifles Lyrics

I shoulda been a contender
I shoulda followed the rules
I shoulda married the girl next door
I shoulda not been a fool
I shoulda paid more attention
I shoulda listened in school

Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
Do an Anthony Robbins seminar and meet my inner child
Then I'll unleash the power within
And get that winning smile

I shoulda exercised daily
I shoulda brushed after meals
I shoulda gone to church sunday
I shoulda learnt some ideals
I shoulda counted my blessings
I shoulda lodged an appeal

Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
Get the new Ikea catalog
And some really bitchin' tiles
Then I'll unleash the power within
And get that winning smile
I shoulda reached my potential
I shoulda kicked some real ass
I shoulda gone in the business
I shoulda been middle class

I shoulda read the instructions
I shoulda had me a plan
I shoulda made preparations
I shoulda act like a man
I shoulda triumphed regardless
I guess I shoulda began

Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
Do an Anthony Robbins seminar
And some really bitchin' tiles
Then I'll unleash the power within
And get that winning smile