Beatbox Battle by The Cast of King Falls AM Lyrics
[TROY KREIGHAUSER, spoken]
This is an emergency, good buddy!
[SAMMY STEVENS, spoken]
Are you... beatboxing?
[TROY, spoken]
A snare drum emergency!
[SAMMY, spoken]
What?
[TROY]
I have no snare
I have no snare in my headphones
Can you- hey, can you turn it up just a smidge?
Oh yeah, there you go
Uh
D kreezy in the heezy!
Christmas means the world to me
My family
They’re broken, see
Didn’t have a lot
But my mama gave the world to me
Dad was gone 3 to 5
Correctional facility
Made a wish on Santa’s lap
And wouldn’t throw away the key
Damn, man
I need a pick me up
Hit the ground runnin' and I’m never looking back
[JACOB WILLIAMS]
Oh my god quit crying, Troy, you’re ruining my flow
Christmas is 'bout presents
Here’s a Yule log you can blow
It’s about eggin'
And peggin'
We ain’t even got no trees!
I hope Santa stuffs my stockings
If you know what I mean
[TROY]
Alright son, you made your point
But I can’t see realistically
Why you make the season bout
Everything bisexually
Bisexually (Bi bi bi bisexually)
It’s bout givin', not gettin'
And a lot of smilin' faces
I don’t think you get it, man
Your POV’s abrasive!
[JACOB]
Troy, you really make me sick
Jingle bells and reindeer sleighs
You probably want a Santa hug or more cliches poor people say
[TROY, spoken]
But Jacob, you’re not even well off!
[JACOB]
Oh, that’s it, I’ve had it!
I’m tired of playing nice
I’m gonna grab my spray paint and go tag Jesus Christ
Nativity scene
You bet I’m gonna smash it
If I get on Santa’s sleigh
You know I’m gonna crash it
[TROY]
Aw hell nah, Jacob, put your hands up in the air!
[JACOB]
I’ll make em into [?], dawg, you ain’t got a prayer!
[TROY, spoken]
Come here! Gosh darn, Jacob, come here
[JACOB, spoken]
Not the nightstick, not the nightstick!
[TROY, spoken]
Hey, you don’t get grabby. Don’t bite me! Jacob! Imma taze you. One, two...
[Troy tazes Jacob]
[TROY]
Silent, you have the right to remain it
Attorney, no money
A free one you’ll retain it
Anything you say, I’m gonna hold against you
Son, stop running!
Gosh damn it
I’m trying to arrest you!
This is an emergency, good buddy!
[SAMMY STEVENS, spoken]
Are you... beatboxing?
[TROY, spoken]
A snare drum emergency!
[SAMMY, spoken]
What?
[TROY]
I have no snare
I have no snare in my headphones
Can you- hey, can you turn it up just a smidge?
Oh yeah, there you go
Uh
D kreezy in the heezy!
Christmas means the world to me
My family
They’re broken, see
Didn’t have a lot
But my mama gave the world to me
Dad was gone 3 to 5
Correctional facility
Made a wish on Santa’s lap
And wouldn’t throw away the key
Damn, man
I need a pick me up
Hit the ground runnin' and I’m never looking back
[JACOB WILLIAMS]
Oh my god quit crying, Troy, you’re ruining my flow
Christmas is 'bout presents
Here’s a Yule log you can blow
It’s about eggin'
And peggin'
We ain’t even got no trees!
I hope Santa stuffs my stockings
If you know what I mean
[TROY]
Alright son, you made your point
But I can’t see realistically
Why you make the season bout
Everything bisexually
Bisexually (Bi bi bi bisexually)
It’s bout givin', not gettin'
And a lot of smilin' faces
I don’t think you get it, man
Your POV’s abrasive!
[JACOB]
Troy, you really make me sick
Jingle bells and reindeer sleighs
You probably want a Santa hug or more cliches poor people say
[TROY, spoken]
But Jacob, you’re not even well off!
[JACOB]
Oh, that’s it, I’ve had it!
I’m tired of playing nice
I’m gonna grab my spray paint and go tag Jesus Christ
Nativity scene
You bet I’m gonna smash it
If I get on Santa’s sleigh
You know I’m gonna crash it
[TROY]
Aw hell nah, Jacob, put your hands up in the air!
[JACOB]
I’ll make em into [?], dawg, you ain’t got a prayer!
[TROY, spoken]
Come here! Gosh darn, Jacob, come here
[JACOB, spoken]
Not the nightstick, not the nightstick!
[TROY, spoken]
Hey, you don’t get grabby. Don’t bite me! Jacob! Imma taze you. One, two...
[Troy tazes Jacob]
[TROY]
Silent, you have the right to remain it
Attorney, no money
A free one you’ll retain it
Anything you say, I’m gonna hold against you
Son, stop running!
Gosh damn it
I’m trying to arrest you!