Its Wonderful Life by The Brothers Bright Lyrics

Ha ha!
Great!
I'm the king of excess
I'm the sultan of sales
I'm the boss of bargains
My credit cards they never fail
I've got a 700 something on my beacon score
Which means I don't own a thing and I can buy even more
I'm a buffet-eating, tabloid-reading lovable guy
I get the best of the best that my money can't buy!

It's a wonderful life!
It's a wondferful life!
With my readheaded wife (readheaded wife)
It's a wonderful life!
Yes!

I'm the prince of impress
Oh I'm the chief of cha-ching (yeah!)
Oh I'm better than Julie Andrews
I get more than a few of my favourite things
I spent 700 dollars but I saved 10 percent
On this samurai sword, but I forgot to pay rent
I'm a bottom-dealing, system-beating trustworthy guy
And I'll break even when my pet pig learns to fly!
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Hey there fella, gimme a thousand dollars!
A thousand dollars, wow, why?!
Cause I wanna buy a llama!
A llama, why?!
Because I can, here's a dime! It's my down payment
Who wants a llama ride? Anybody? Too soon?

A-do you need more money?
Do you need more cash? (oh yeah)
Do you need a bigger house and a big old car
And a big old burger in a tiki bar
And a big old rocket to reach big old Mars
Do ya!
Yes!

We want more!
We want more!
We need more!
I buy Japanese with my American pride
To keep the Joneses at bay I buy four-oh-five
I'm a steak-lovin', beer-guttin' huggable guy
And I used to be friends with the Magnum P.I