Keats in Gym Class by The Brooklyn Eventuallys Lyrics

Liverpool
Uh, Birmingham too
The teachers hurt you
Goo goo goo goo

London Town
Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
I was twenty-nine, the shepherd and his wine
This wasn't my plan
He says I'm too angsty for a grown-ass man

Ooh ooooh

The gym coaches' bottle whistle
The bulging in his shorts
Don't pass me the ball
Just take me off the court

I'm twenty-nine years old
Heaven knows I'm twenty-nine years old
Please excuse me from this class
I have a diaper rash
And I need to go home

Goo goo goo goo goo gaa gaa
Goo goo goo goo goo gaa
La la la la la la la
Goo goo goo goo goo
Goo goo goo goo goo
Goo gaa gaa

In Brighton and Leeds
And Leicester, too
I'm almost thirty, and finishing school

I'm twenty-nine years old
Lord knows I'm twenty-nine years old

The gym coach and Margaret Thatcher
Put me out to pasture
The rat tails in the showers
Torment me for hours

Goo goo gaa gaa
I'm a little baby goo goo goo goo goo
Goo goo gaa ahhh ahhh
Goo goo goo goo goo gaa gaa
Goo do do do
I'm a baby
I'm a little baby
Keats in gym class, I'm a baby
Goo goo goo goo goo goo gaa gaa
I'm a little baby
Oooh
Waah waah waah waah waah