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Lyrify.me

Celebrator by The Blood Brothers Lyrics

Genre: rock | Year: 2004

I just want to join the party
But the confetti falling is razor sharpened
I just want to blow out the candles
But the cake is sprinkled with punctured skulls
I just want to celebrate
But the stripper they hired lost both her legs
I just want to join the party
But the pinata's stuffed with oil and sand
I just want the flag to be my baby
But her kissing breath is so revolting
Tastes like hospitals, machine guns, burning hair, McDonalds buns
I peel the wrapping paper back
And I'm staring at an amputee
When they fish a corpse out of the pool
The applause light goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
And every soldier's spewing black cum from their victory hard on
I want to celebrate!
And the clown in the fight suit is cracking jokes to the camera crew
I want to celebrate!

The children smile and clap their hands
When they pull another baby from the rubble
While their parents scamper for a partner to dance the freedom shuffle
I just want to join the party
But the song on the karaoke says
"If you want to celebrate compassion is crulety and hip, hip, hooray!"
And every soldier's spewing black cum from their victory hard on
I want to celebrate!
And the clown in the fight suit is cracking jokes to the camera crew
I want to celebrate!
Wolf-faced gladiators always ruin a party
They lick your punch, bomb out your windows, feel up your wife
Chew up your clothes
And every soldier's spewing black cum from their victory hard on
I want to celebrate!
And the clown in the fight suit is cracking jokes to the camera crew
I want to celebrate!