Santa Has Bought A Lynx by The Blonde Bitch In The Back Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Santa's got rid of his reindeer friends
Rudolph to the butcher he sent
Santa is a little bit late
'Cause he traded away his sleigh
But now he's finally driving away
'Cause

[Chorus]
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
Delivering presents in style
With his brand new snow-mobile
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)

[Verse 2]
He pulls the gas, shouting "Ho ho ho!"
He passes through spruce and pine
Doesn't matter if there is no snow
Santa ploughs through just fine
'Cause
[Chorus]
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
He'll finish his work in no time
Thanks to the Finnish guys
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)

[Bridge]
He's faster than you've ever seen
'Cause now he's driving an unstoppable machine
He wanted an upgrade, he was sick of his old sleigh
The bearded man has made his choice
So prepare to hear the motor's noise
Faster and better
Spelled with four letters
(L-Y-N-X!)

[Chorus]
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
Santa has bought a lynx (Hey!)
He'll finish his work in no time (Hey!)
Thanks to the Finnish guys (Hey!)
Santa has bought a lynx (L-Y-N-X!)
Santa has bought a lynx (L-Y-N-X!)
Delivering presents in style (Hey!)
With his brand new snow-mobile (Hey!)
Santa has bought a lynx (L-Y-N-X)
Santa has bought a lynx (L-Y-N-X)
Santa has bought a lynx!