I Need This by The Beef Boys Lyrics

"I've been making pies all morning!"

Give me your watch
Bitch, you be botched
Come on little lady, let's play some hopscotch
That'd be top notch, bring Chris Bosh
Back to back titles, I know I'm your idol
American Idol, I'm Simon Cowell
I lift a bar and drop it on Adele
I drive a Mazda, you an imposter
Catch me on Sesame Street with my brothers
Put you in the kitchen, feeding me gushers
(Blueberry gushers)

I need this, that
"Cat in the Hat"
"Green Eggs and Ham"
Bring me my SPAM
Devonte Graham and Jeremy Lamb
They know me, they know I.D.'s are efficiency
There are plenty of fish in the sea
Question mark, I'm scared of the dark
I need this
A flashlight, bad sight, and a girl who might
Want to partake in intercourse like two or three times a week
But I don't know, my schedule ain't all that full
One thing is for certain though
I need this, I need this
A new biddy and a new whip
I need this, I need this
Get on your knees girl and unzip
I need this, I need this
Him or me girl, take your pick
I need this, I need this
A new dog 'cause of Michael Vick
I need this

I'm not kidding about that Michael Vick stuff, though
He like actually murdered my dog

I’m insane, King Kong
You already know, my money long
I ain’t done nothing wrong
I’m a Beef Boy
Better than that stupid Prince Royce
Just kidding, I take that back
But Ed Sheeran, you’re still a fag
Ended your career, on that track
A booty, is something you lack
So just start sucking my cock
In my Cadillac
I always stay strapped
‘Cept when I go to the airport
Because I don’t want to get arrested
Then my fans would begin testing
The longevity of my career
So here, I’ll lend you a motherfucking ear
I need this, I need this
A city where I'm worshipped
I need this, I need this
My dean to change my transcript
I need this, I need this
A lifetime supply of Mr. Pibb
I need this, I need this
20-gallon fishtank in my crib

And I'll fill it with like piranhas and barracudas
And other fish that exude sex and rebellion
Yeah
(I'm more of a gold fish guy)
No you're not

I eat at Chili's like three times a week
In fact, I'm there as we speak
I can afford anything on the menu
Then pay the check for everyone in the venue
I have a nephew named Dominic, he's super sick
Terminally ill, popping pills
Dr. Phil, he couldn't cure me of my troubles
I touch the city, I turn it to rubble
(Rah)
I got the talent of a man from Brazil
While I run on the treadmill
You get caught shopping at Goodwill
I need a trip to Capital Hill
I need this, I need this
A GameStop built closer to my home
I need this, I need this
A new spoiler from the auto zone
I need this, I need this
A healthy plant based diet, yo
I need this, I need this
Mike Waz, Sully in Monsters 3

I keep my women
Like I keep my money
Locked up in a safe
"Oh, what’s that honey?"
Yeah, the code is 303 $carface
Just playing, he’s not even worth the mention
I only attack rappers who live up in hills and the mansions

Sounds like you rapping
Through a tube sock
You tripping when you say you 2Pac
I need this, I’m about to break this
I go stupid like I’m Muscle man
And that awesome Muslim travel ban
I got a plan
Here’s a bar, Lil Xan
Come on little kid, get in my van
Or don’t
I got a lot of candy
And unlimited episodes of Handy Mandy
But if not
Here’s something for you to handle

"Excuse me?"

I need this, I need this
A Big Time Rush poster on my walls
I need this, I need this
Robbie Shapiro in the bathroom stalls
I need this, I need this
A signed pic with Freddie Benson
I need this, I need this
An I.Q. that can meet my comprehension skills

"A hug can be the most wonderful thing"
"Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing"
"But we're so selfish when we are blue"
"Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too?"

"Yo, what you say?"

He said beef
(Haha)