Gaming Soda Girls by The Beef Boys Lyrics
[Intro, Beef Boy Connor:]
What's good, shorty
Shake that ass for me, will you
Let's see it, let me see it move
Damn, you're looking good
Fuck it, I'mma rap a little something
Listen here
[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
I'm an addict, schematic, you run away, you mad at me
"What did I do?"
I just said I'd be hanging with the boys tonight, and now you wanna fight
Throwing hands, but this is who I am, I grab your cans
We kiss again, you don't like our relationship lately
And I think that's far from amazing, you used to be my baby
But now we always at the club and the lady says "Pay me"
A two liter of coke later, and I'm feeling evil, just like Darth Vader
Shoutout to the haters, that said I wasn't ever gonna be shit, now I'm a hit
Get on Xbox with a chick up on my dick, you want a little bit of this
I got some Dr. Pepper for you, how about you twerk a little bit
Shake that ass, sexy girl, Fanta Orange, and twirl
Around me, get up on your pussy, we kiss
Your ex, he's such a wuss, see
I'm starting to feel a little tipsy, from all this soda, it's like a sugar rush
I love me, Fortnite, Battle Royale, off to the party, spin in the gown
I drown, in this soda I sip, I need a bad bitch to lick
'Cause my skills are ill, so I guess that makes me sick
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 2, Beef Boy George:]
I love Vanilla Coke, call it a joke, domestic violence
I'mma silence the jury when I'm on trial, you in denial
File a lawsuit for sexual harassment on my coworker
Call it some murder, I want a burger to go along with my Dr. Pepper
It keeps me up late, past eight, in the P.M., check your D.M.'s
'Cause I asked you for a loan, $59.99 so I can buy a disk
For my PC, carefree is my mindset when I'm gaming with the three amigos
It goes, James, Logan, Kendall, and Carlos
Shit, that four, plus one makes five, I need more soda to keep me alive
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 3, Beef Boy Connor & Beef Boy George:]
I'm far from home, I'm out in Rome, Romeo, Juliet
Capulet, Percocet, Bob Duncan, you still make me erect
Ain't a nervous wreck, but this one night girl, you can be mine
We'll have the time, of our lives, Dirty Dancing
And I get up in your pants, fancying around your genitals
I swear, this is consensual, I don't think I've ever spit this hard
So call me the rhinoceros, cause I'm just this horny
And don't wake me up in the morning, or else there'll be a different kind of mourning
Rank one, to Cherry Pepsi, man, it's a necessity
Rank two, easy, Miss Judy Blume
Glenn Rice, man, he nice, delicious like Grimace from Micky D's
Big Mac, nick knack, twenty-one, that's a blackjack
Get a bitch a Gucci bag, zig zag, rag tag
Already know that I'm jet lagged, from staying up too late playing pocket planes
On my iTouch ironic, 'cause nowadays the only thing I touch
Is an ice cold Mr. Pibb, Ed Sheeran can't even do a mad lib
Doesn't know what an adjective is from a verb, he's a nerd, and I hate him
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
What's good, shorty
Shake that ass for me, will you
Let's see it, let me see it move
Damn, you're looking good
Fuck it, I'mma rap a little something
Listen here
[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
I'm an addict, schematic, you run away, you mad at me
"What did I do?"
I just said I'd be hanging with the boys tonight, and now you wanna fight
Throwing hands, but this is who I am, I grab your cans
We kiss again, you don't like our relationship lately
And I think that's far from amazing, you used to be my baby
But now we always at the club and the lady says "Pay me"
A two liter of coke later, and I'm feeling evil, just like Darth Vader
Shoutout to the haters, that said I wasn't ever gonna be shit, now I'm a hit
Get on Xbox with a chick up on my dick, you want a little bit of this
I got some Dr. Pepper for you, how about you twerk a little bit
Shake that ass, sexy girl, Fanta Orange, and twirl
Around me, get up on your pussy, we kiss
Your ex, he's such a wuss, see
I'm starting to feel a little tipsy, from all this soda, it's like a sugar rush
I love me, Fortnite, Battle Royale, off to the party, spin in the gown
I drown, in this soda I sip, I need a bad bitch to lick
'Cause my skills are ill, so I guess that makes me sick
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 2, Beef Boy George:]
I love Vanilla Coke, call it a joke, domestic violence
I'mma silence the jury when I'm on trial, you in denial
File a lawsuit for sexual harassment on my coworker
Call it some murder, I want a burger to go along with my Dr. Pepper
It keeps me up late, past eight, in the P.M., check your D.M.'s
'Cause I asked you for a loan, $59.99 so I can buy a disk
For my PC, carefree is my mindset when I'm gaming with the three amigos
It goes, James, Logan, Kendall, and Carlos
Shit, that four, plus one makes five, I need more soda to keep me alive
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
[Verse 3, Beef Boy Connor & Beef Boy George:]
I'm far from home, I'm out in Rome, Romeo, Juliet
Capulet, Percocet, Bob Duncan, you still make me erect
Ain't a nervous wreck, but this one night girl, you can be mine
We'll have the time, of our lives, Dirty Dancing
And I get up in your pants, fancying around your genitals
I swear, this is consensual, I don't think I've ever spit this hard
So call me the rhinoceros, cause I'm just this horny
And don't wake me up in the morning, or else there'll be a different kind of mourning
Rank one, to Cherry Pepsi, man, it's a necessity
Rank two, easy, Miss Judy Blume
Glenn Rice, man, he nice, delicious like Grimace from Micky D's
Big Mac, nick knack, twenty-one, that's a blackjack
Get a bitch a Gucci bag, zig zag, rag tag
Already know that I'm jet lagged, from staying up too late playing pocket planes
On my iTouch ironic, 'cause nowadays the only thing I touch
Is an ice cold Mr. Pibb, Ed Sheeran can't even do a mad lib
Doesn't know what an adjective is from a verb, he's a nerd, and I hate him
[Hook:]
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, don't you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
Gaming, soda and girls
It's a big three, man, you wish you were me