Beards Across Australia Unite by The Beards Lyrics

Beards across Australia unite
Beards across Australia unite

Beards across Australia unite
C'mon, Beards across Australia unite, tonight
Beards across Australia unite, woah yeah
Beards across Australia unite, tonight

If your boss tells you you have to shave
Be brave
If you lose your job because your beards too long
Be strong
If you can't afford rent because you got fired
Retire
And if you can't retire because you're not old enough
Join us

Because we've been an underclass for far too long
It's time to act
The time is now
Its time to be strong
It starts with you
It starts with me
It starts tonight
Beards across Australia unite
If your girlfriend says you can't grow no more
Ignore
If you woman says to keep it neat
Then cheat
If your wife tells you it's got to go
Say no
And if she asks you with any more force
Divorce

Because we've been an underclass for far too long
It's time to act
The time is now
Its time to be strong
It starts with you
It starts with me
It starts tonight
Beards across Australia unite

Beards across Australia unite
Sing it
Beards across Australia unite, tonight
Beards across Australia
Beards across Australia, oh yeah
Beards across Australia unite

Ooooh, if you can't get a loan
If you can't get laid
If people think you're homeless
If girls think you're a rapist
If you can't get into clubs
If you get hassled at the airport
Stand strong
Stand proud
And stand united
Beards across Australia, oh yeah
Beards across Australia, beards
Beards across Australia unite
Ooooohhhh-ite
Beards!