A Bit Of My Beard by The Beards Lyrics

[Verse 1]
There was this psycho fan
She had some scissors in her hand
She said I want to snip your beard
And then she snipped a bit of my beard

We were smoking in bed
She turned to me and she said
She said I want to light your beard

[Chorus 1]
And then she lit a bit of my beard
She lit a bit of my beard
She snipped a bit of my beard
A little bit of my beard
She lit a bit of my beard
She snipped a bit of my beard
A little bit of my beard, yeah
A bit of my beard
Hey!
[Verse 2]
She was looking at it
She was licking her lips
She said I want to bite your beard
And then she bit a bit of my beard
(She bit a bit of my beard)

She was feeding me chips
Her hands were covered in dip
She said I want to touch your beard

[Chorus 2]
And then she smeared a bit of dip in my beard
She bit a bit of my beard
She lit a bit of my beard
A little bit of my beard
She snipped a bit of my beard
She smeared some dip in my beard
A bit of dip in my beard
And then she called me dip beard
...and noone calls me dip beard!

[Verse 3]
She was clearly kinky
She leaned over to me
She said I want to do a bit of a shit into
[Chorus 3]
A bit of my beard
A bit of shit in my beard
I still had dip in my beard
Dip and shit in my beard
She bit a bit of my beard
She lit a bit of my beard
She snipped a bit of my beard, yeah
A bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A little bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
(A bit of my beard)
A bit of my beard
(A bit of my beard)
A bit of my beard
(A bit of my beard)
A little bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A bit of my beard
A little bit of my beard
Shit in my beard
Shit in my beard
Shit in my beard
A bit of shit in my beard
Beards!