Amazing Machine by The Beanies Lyrics
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Umbrella Shoe’!
Don’t you hate getting stuck in the rain?
Squelchy wet shoes are such a pain!
So keep your toes dry with the Umbrella Shoe -
Don’t forget, you’ll prob’ly need two!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Goldfish Walker’!
Don’t you hate not walking your fish?
To stretch out his legs is his greatest wish!
So take him outside for a splash and a run!
On the grass he’ll have all kinds of fun!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: ‘Spray-On Sheets’!
Don’t you just hate making your bed?
You can never get the creases out of your bedspread
But with Spray-On Sheets, simply spray them on -
And just like that, let the hassle be gone!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Butter Glue-Stick’!
Don’t you hate spreading butter with a knife?
With a knife you can get into all kinds of strife
With the Butter Glue-Stick, spreading’s a breeze!
It also comes in ‘Vegemite’, and ‘Cheese’!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
It’s hard to invent an amazing machine!
What do they do? Make things easy for us -
No stress, no bother, no mess, no fuss!
Creating things is what I do
To make things easier for me and you
And I’ll keep working hard
‘cause you have to be keen
To invent the most amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Umbrella Shoe’!
Don’t you hate getting stuck in the rain?
Squelchy wet shoes are such a pain!
So keep your toes dry with the Umbrella Shoe -
Don’t forget, you’ll prob’ly need two!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Goldfish Walker’!
Don’t you hate not walking your fish?
To stretch out his legs is his greatest wish!
So take him outside for a splash and a run!
On the grass he’ll have all kinds of fun!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: ‘Spray-On Sheets’!
Don’t you just hate making your bed?
You can never get the creases out of your bedspread
But with Spray-On Sheets, simply spray them on -
And just like that, let the hassle be gone!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
I’ll make the most amazing machine!
What’ll it do? Make things easy for you -
Also it is totally new!
So listen up good, while I tell you
All the amazing things it can do!
Presenting: the ‘Butter Glue-Stick’!
Don’t you hate spreading butter with a knife?
With a knife you can get into all kinds of strife
With the Butter Glue-Stick, spreading’s a breeze!
It also comes in ‘Vegemite’, and ‘Cheese’!
An amazing machine! An amazing machine!
It’s hard to invent an amazing machine!
What do they do? Make things easy for us -
No stress, no bother, no mess, no fuss!
Creating things is what I do
To make things easier for me and you
And I’ll keep working hard
‘cause you have to be keen
To invent the most amazing machine!