Signs of the Zodiac by The Banter Brigade Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Ted Cruise, still in the womb, took his first life
A very large man baby, he is foot two
Ted cruse made of melted plastic and scales
His campaign was somewhat a fail

[Verse 2]
Old-mate Ted drove up from San Fran
Killed a couple of teenagers at lake Herman
Set his car to cruise control
And shot David Arthur Faraday and Betty Lou Jensen

[Verse 3]
Cecelia Ann Shepard, and Bryan Hartnell
Ted Crusie's face came straight out of hell
Police found the case hard to believe
Because ted cruise himself was yet to be conceived

[Verse 4]
In the belly he learnt how to write
Sent letters to San Francisco Chronicle
Gave them quite a fright
[Outro]
When you look at the zodiac killers face
Just be glad he dropped out of the presidential race
(how about we redo that one)