How To Do The Boogie by The B-Side Band Lyrics

I'm gonna go out
Do the boogie
Go out do the boogie tonight
I put on my best clothes
I don't expect no fight
My glasses are on
And the watch is on the wrist
But I forgot
How to twist

"Help me!" I cry
On the telephone
I just want to do the boogie
All night long

Standing at the wall
Watching the floor
No rescue coming in
Through the door
So I put my left, in front of the right
It seems to work out
When I am out of sight
"Help me!" I cry
On the telephone
I just want to do the boogie
All night long

Then she came in
So unpunctual
As I saw her I fell
So unusual
I broke a bone
And the glasses are gone
I'll never gonna twist
All alone

"Help me!" I cry
On the telephone
I just want to do the boogie
All night long