How To No. 1 by The Axis of Awesome Lyrics

Step 1 preheat the oven til it's hot
Then take a mixing bowl or pot
A spatula or wooden spoon
Settle down we'll be baking soon

A cup of milk, a cup of flour
Mix in an egg then wait for an hour
Take sultanas to fill the holes
I just can't wait to lick the bowl

Take the bowl and pour the mixture in
Make sure you've pre-greased the tin
You'll see it won't take long
Now you know how to bake a scone