Miniskirt of Christmas Lights by The Awkward Stage Lyrics

It's better to rule Hollywood than to serve in Heaven
Waiting around for your bread to leaven
We left a trail of headless Barbie dolls and
Leg hold traps in all the malls
We decked the halls, we decked the halls

An agent from the chasm calls, she’s penitent in bathroom stalls
Her head shot hung on Babels walls, her tight rope walk across the falls
Across the falls

Babies so sweet
Offered up to the troll
If you take out clay feet
Then the gold head will roll

Girl, pick up your sling
Take out its great eye
That shimmering thing
It has poison inside

Let go of its tail girl
While its still asleep
You’re inside the whale girl
And no one can hear you weep
This night unlike all other nights holds signs and wonders mine tonight
A map to find a holy star tonight, I know true love goes blonde tonight
I happily go blind tonight, outshined and out divined tonight
The lambs get laid by lions tonight, the paltry are enshrined tonight
I take all sacramental rites beneath a mini skirt of Christmas lights

A mini skirt of x-mas lights, a mini skirt of x-mas lights
A mini-skirt of x-mas lights, a mini-skirt of x-mas lights