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Charlie Brooker is Right About Everything by The Attery Squash Lyrics

Genre: pop | Year: 2020

Celebrate the golden age in which we’re living
Your opinion counts and freedom is key
Sadly, this has led to Art and Sport and Politics
Being led by people ill-equipped to breathe
We need a leader who's a visionary puritan
We need a leader with morals and wit
We need a leader who will make the tough decisions
A sort of less off-putting Victor Lewis-Smith

Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker is always correct
Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker's our leader elect

Aside from being right about everything
He will be sensitive and balanced and fair
Unless you offend his moral sensibilities
And if you advertise products for hair

Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker is never in the wrong
Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Come and join with us everyone
[Charlie Brooker:]
"Hyper edited bombardment"
"Crude caricature of real life"
"Hello I'm your new neighbour"
"Shut up and start shitting"
"You am a d*ckhead"
"Everyone knows a c*ck like f*ckface"
"Credit squeezing"
"And that's exactly how TV works"

Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker is right about everything

Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker is never in the wrong
Charlie Brooker is right about everything
Charlie Brooker don't care for this song
But that's OK cos he's right about everything
And to be fair it's a terrible song
You must listen to Charlie, he's our saviour
If you've enjoyed this, you're in the wrong

[Charlie Brooker:]
"Is Davina's mum in the room or in her head?"