The Asexuals by The Asexuals Lyrics

In the future we'll be middle aged men
With office jobs and no partying
We'll have a nice home with a big backyard
And the boys will play sports and the girl color guard
Our futures will be planned till the day that we day
To all our dream and crazy thoughts we'll just have to say bye
You'll put down your bong, you'll become an intellectual
But now you write songs cause you're

Asexual
I'd be glad to take you home
But don't you wait up by the phone
Cause I'm
Asexual
Been reproducing since I was 13
But all you girls are just so mean
So I'm

Our girls arе cheating on us with the fathers' of thе kids
That our wives our cheating on us, yea that fuck that sells me mids
If I could reproduce with any person in the world
I'd do it with myself and I'd get rid of all the girls
They'll tear open your chest and they'll spit right in your face
They'll tear open your chest and then leave without a trace
But guys are dicks too I guess to be technical
So let's leave each other alone and swear to being
Asexual
Don't you take me too your dad
Cause I'll just leave you feeling sad
Cause I'm
Asexual
Go ahead and smoke your weed
Cause I know you're just like me

And if you wanted to be you could be
Asexual
Don't you take me too your dad
Cause I'll just leave you feeling sad
Cause I'm
Asexual
Go ahead and smoke your weed
Cause I know your just like me
You're
Asexual