Poster Child by The Andies Lyrics

He was the poster child
For the meek and mild
Hew bland and boring
He woke himself up snoring

He loved America
A girl named Erika
He was so self-centered
Until it came to her

He ran from aliens
Went live on CNN
Then he was abducted
His view was obstructed

He lives in outer space
He’s in a better place
At least that’s what they tell him
Don’t nobody want to sell him

He was the poster child
Now he has gone wild
In an insane asylum
He woke himself up snoring