Your Pride by The Anal Cysts Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've got a new idea
"Well, it's just terrible
It's not wearable or bearable
Repairable, it's not comparable to mine"
Well, that's just fine
I've got a new idea
"Yeah? Well, that's just laughable, irrational
It's intractable, impractical
And not fractionally as good as mine"

[Chorus]
Well, maybe I am jealous
Cynical and overzealous
I'm intrusive and I'm hypersensitive
But at least I'm not so goddamn rude
And at least I'm not a fucking prude
At least I'm not an arrogant asshole
I blame it on your stinking pride

[Verse 2]
Well, he's a useless, uncaring
Self-righteous son-of-a-bitch
An insincere, smarmy Yuppie
Damn, he's so rich
If I could donate a billion bucks
To the I Hate Him Foundation
And send the message to his fans
Have it ring out through the nation
I'd be happy enough to throw myself off a bridge
[Chorus]

Goddammit!

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