Storytime by The Aluminum Group Lyrics

Hello Mister Storytime
Nice to see your form again
Tell me you won't run away
Tell me I won't have to beg
Hello Mister Storytime
All your glory in my face
With a story I can read and a story that I need
Number me among your minions
And I'll be civilized
If you need a volunteer
You know I"m here to indulge your appetite
We could both come out at your cotillion and be vilified
Then tear off our tuxedos in the grass and feel so countrified
Come on Mister Storytime
It's been so long I don't know when
That I've had a storyline and my love life's running thin
Come on Mistеr Storytime
Tell me whеre, tell me when, tell me to go pack my bags
Tell me I won't need a thing
If I startle you when I pull the trigger
Then I must apologize
Would it be such a heinous or a criminal thing to leave me satisfied?
Come on Mister Storytime