The Ballad Of Me And My Funds by The All Brights Lyrics

In paradise you're living the dream today
Your heart beats for the property in Fantasy Land USA

In front of the bar I'm at my best
Jagerbombs, high fives again
"Hey, what's your name, are we friends?"
"You got this round?"
"Oh yeah man, I got this, yeah"
"Sure bro, we're friends"

You're the wizard of State Street
And it never ends
Abracadabra
Meet us now on the beach again

I'll buy a round for the whole fucking bar
I just met a movie star
Bro let's take a selfie

I got it made
Ocean views, wonderful two days (?)
Party every day
After party every night
Three day work week
You're so jealous of my life
King of the bar, I'm number one
All your money makes you fun
On a boat drifting aimlessly
But who cares 'cause this boat is a yacht and I've got all my bros with me?
Yeah!

I got it made
Week-long birthdays every year
Party every day
Taxi drivers bring you beer
I love my life
Good drugs, great babes and waves
Everyone's best friend
That's what everybody says
Hey dad, can you send a check? I'm out of drugs again