Stand Up Pat L. Board by The All Brights Lyrics
He came from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Ventura
Likes to play with himself in the waves
Pat L. Board was his name
And standing up was his game
On the ocean there are no bad days
But when a couple of guys
Who were larger in size
Showed up and [?] swell
They broke his paddle in half
And put a foot up his ass
And rode their surfboards back to hell
Stand up Pat L. Board
You don't have to take it anymore
It's time to rise above the bullies that patrol the shore
Stand up Pat L. Board
We brought him up from Ventura here to Santa Barbara
Taught him Tai Chi and Taekwondo
We had a storm in the sea
For a nominal fee
We're always down to help a bro
Pat L. Board is my name
Standing up is my game
I love to play with myself in the waves
And if any fucking surfer tries to harsh my vibe
I'll take a paddle right to his face
Stand up Pat L. Board
I'm not gonna take it anymore
I'm gonna rise above and give 'em what they're asking for
You gotta stand up, 'cause this is war
Raise your paddle in the air and hit the shore
Take them on (take them on) and send them to the ocean floor
It's like rollerblading (sho bee doo bee wa)
On the open sea (sho bee doo bee wa)
Stand up paddleboarding (sho bee doo bee wa)
It's the way for me (sho bee doo bee wa)
It's like rollerblading (sho bee doo bee wa)
On the open sea (sho bee doo bee wa)
Stand up paddleboarding (sho bee doo bee wa)
From sea to fucking shining sea
Stand up Pat L. Board
We're not gonna take it anymore
We're gonna rise above and give 'em what they're asking for
We've gotta stand up, 'cause this is war
Raise our paddles in the air and hit the shore
Take them on (take them on) and send them to the ocean floor
Stand up, Pat
Pat?
Pat?
Pat
Likes to play with himself in the waves
Pat L. Board was his name
And standing up was his game
On the ocean there are no bad days
But when a couple of guys
Who were larger in size
Showed up and [?] swell
They broke his paddle in half
And put a foot up his ass
And rode their surfboards back to hell
Stand up Pat L. Board
You don't have to take it anymore
It's time to rise above the bullies that patrol the shore
Stand up Pat L. Board
We brought him up from Ventura here to Santa Barbara
Taught him Tai Chi and Taekwondo
We had a storm in the sea
For a nominal fee
We're always down to help a bro
Pat L. Board is my name
Standing up is my game
I love to play with myself in the waves
And if any fucking surfer tries to harsh my vibe
I'll take a paddle right to his face
Stand up Pat L. Board
I'm not gonna take it anymore
I'm gonna rise above and give 'em what they're asking for
You gotta stand up, 'cause this is war
Raise your paddle in the air and hit the shore
Take them on (take them on) and send them to the ocean floor
It's like rollerblading (sho bee doo bee wa)
On the open sea (sho bee doo bee wa)
Stand up paddleboarding (sho bee doo bee wa)
It's the way for me (sho bee doo bee wa)
It's like rollerblading (sho bee doo bee wa)
On the open sea (sho bee doo bee wa)
Stand up paddleboarding (sho bee doo bee wa)
From sea to fucking shining sea
Stand up Pat L. Board
We're not gonna take it anymore
We're gonna rise above and give 'em what they're asking for
We've gotta stand up, 'cause this is war
Raise our paddles in the air and hit the shore
Take them on (take them on) and send them to the ocean floor
Stand up, Pat
Pat?
Pat?
Pat