Midwest Fuck Me by The All Brights Lyrics

(Santa Barbara, how we feeling?)

Hey Mom
It's me your favourite son
Hey Mom (hey Mom)
I’m trying to be someone
I wanna play the reggae music
And make everyt'ing alright
(Hey Mom) hey Mom (hey Mom)
I hope they don't know I’m white

How the fuck did I end up in Ohio?
I should have gone to college in Hawaii-O
I should have stayed in California where everything's irie
But now I'm 1,000 miles from the sea
Oh oh oh midwest fuck me

Hey Mom
I miss the California sun
Hey Mom (hey Mom)
I'm stuck here trying to be someone
I wanna smoke a little ganja
But everyone here's so uptight
(Hey Mom) hey Mom (hey Mom)
Oh no, it's not gonna be alright
How the fuck did I end up in Ohio?
I should have gone to college in Hawaii-O
I just wanna play my ukulele under the avocado tree
But now I'm 1,000 miles from the sea
Oh oh oh midwest fuck me
Midwest ukulele

Oh no no no yeah oh yeah

Faded tank top, dusty flip flop, oh no
I traded in my six pack for a muffin top
My roommate, he no tolerate Bob Marley
Cracker barrell got me shaped like Chris Farley
California sun
Ohio leave me bummed