Hell On A Surfboard by The All Brights Lyrics

I don't wanna work my life away
I don’t need a home or a 401k
I don't mind minimum wage, I spend most days with the maximum waves
Swimming around on a plank in the sea all day

I don't need a job
I don’t need a car
I don't need a credit card
Baby I'm going to hell on a surfboard
I don't need a wife and a couple of kids
I don't need a handbasket
I'm just going to hell on a surfboard

I don't wanna know about the Middle East
I don't wanna hear about a touchy priest
I don’t wanna read about the waterboarding CIA
I just wanna waterboard in the surf all day
I just wanna waterboard in the surf all day

I don’t need a job
I don't need a car
I don’t need a credit card
Baby I'm going to hell on a surfboard
I don't need a wife and a couple of kids
I don't need a handbasket
I’m just going to hell on a surfboard
I don't wanna tweet
I don't wanna yelp
I don't want an instagram
I don't even really wanna be on land, unless it's sand
I just wanna girl with a couple of tits and a sandwich in a handbasket
I'm just going to hell on a surfboard
You and I riding to hell on a surfboard
This whole town's going to hell on a surfboard