Country Clam by Thats what She Said Lyrics
Everything was great
Everything was fine
Our love was like a pretty gift, wrapped up in twine
She was my perfect mate, she was my swine
I was her love pig, her bacon for all time
I sure loved her and I thought she loved me
But with my beer goggles on
I guess I couldn't see she put the "i" in kitty
But our love was such a pity
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us
Real good at horseshoes
She can make my dirt bike hum
That gal was a tasty pinch between my chicken gum
I was her southern comfort
Well at least she told me so
Til she bought some self-help books and said she had to go
Go and find herself out there on her own
So, I'm left here in nowhere ville with grass that needs a mowing
She put the "i" in kitty
But our love was such a pity
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us
She said she was going to find her inner self
Well let me tell you I had found her inner self many a time
If you know what I mean
She also said that she needed time to reflect
Well, I traipsed down to that hardware store and I purchased several new mirrors put 'em up in our trailer wasn't good enough for her
She bought these self-help books titles like women who worry too much, the courage to be yourself
Hell, ain't that what drinking's for
Come on, now a journey to find you, get out of your own way
Women who love too much
Women who cried too much
I cried too much, I ate too much, I drank too much too
But I'm so done sitting here waiting for you
Have fun with your yogi
Help move into your ashram
Cause you ain't gonna get more of this country clam
Now yo, I hope I didn't scare ya
Here are my tale of woe
But I gotta move on from that NASCAR 11 how
I'll put the "i" in kitty
And I'll find a gal who's pretty
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us
Everything was fine
Our love was like a pretty gift, wrapped up in twine
She was my perfect mate, she was my swine
I was her love pig, her bacon for all time
I sure loved her and I thought she loved me
But with my beer goggles on
I guess I couldn't see she put the "i" in kitty
But our love was such a pity
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us
Real good at horseshoes
She can make my dirt bike hum
That gal was a tasty pinch between my chicken gum
I was her southern comfort
Well at least she told me so
Til she bought some self-help books and said she had to go
Go and find herself out there on her own
So, I'm left here in nowhere ville with grass that needs a mowing
She put the "i" in kitty
But our love was such a pity
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us
She said she was going to find her inner self
Well let me tell you I had found her inner self many a time
If you know what I mean
She also said that she needed time to reflect
Well, I traipsed down to that hardware store and I purchased several new mirrors put 'em up in our trailer wasn't good enough for her
She bought these self-help books titles like women who worry too much, the courage to be yourself
Hell, ain't that what drinking's for
Come on, now a journey to find you, get out of your own way
Women who love too much
Women who cried too much
I cried too much, I ate too much, I drank too much too
But I'm so done sitting here waiting for you
Have fun with your yogi
Help move into your ashram
Cause you ain't gonna get more of this country clam
Now yo, I hope I didn't scare ya
Here are my tale of woe
But I gotta move on from that NASCAR 11 how
I'll put the "i" in kitty
And I'll find a gal who's pretty
Cause you can't spell pussy without us
No, you can't spell pussy without us