On The Bus by Thatch Lyrics
Riding on the bus with my bruhs
Got to pee really bad, I'm trying not to fuss
They're saying some shit, like waterfalls
And at this point, I'm starting to cuss
And I'm starting to hold on my balls
Hoping that I'll make it to the stall
I want to look good at the mall
I really don't want to be that guy
Who peed himself at the bus ride
That shit would be embarassing
A bunch of people would be staring
So I say fuck it, got my headphones blaring
Hopefully I make it, I got to stay strong
And try to avoid thinking of lakes
'cause it won't be too much longer
I guess I'll just focus my energy on writing this song
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I said
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Finally we're at the stop
I guess I probably drank too much pop
Like I've been drinking it nonstop
Dr. Pepper addict, feel like I need to have it
See it in the storm, 'bout to grab it
If Dr. Pepper was a woman
I think I would smash it
But I'd fuck a Coca-Cola dude
You already know
And I'd fuck with Pepsi too
I guess I'm in love with the soda
I just want to hold ya
I need to drink a little slower
'Cause this shit, is unhealthy
But it helps me, get through the day
It's gonna kill me one day
Somebody help me, I need to save money
It's too bad soda won me
'Cause now I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I said
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I finally get off, I'm running to the bathroom
I'm gonna get there soon, people are starting to stare
Like, why you sprinting?
But I don't even care
I'm grabbing my dick
I kinda feel sick
I haven't ran in a while
Feels like it's been a mile
But it hasn't really been very far
I guess running for me is very hard
But I finally made it, didn't think that I was gonna make it
I been peeing for a couple minutes and I finally finished
Now I'm feeling the relief, from the release
Like, holy shit, finally I can ball at the mall
And I won't have to hurry or worry
I feel way better, like wow
I guess things will go back to normal now
Got to pee really bad, I'm trying not to fuss
They're saying some shit, like waterfalls
And at this point, I'm starting to cuss
And I'm starting to hold on my balls
Hoping that I'll make it to the stall
I want to look good at the mall
I really don't want to be that guy
Who peed himself at the bus ride
That shit would be embarassing
A bunch of people would be staring
So I say fuck it, got my headphones blaring
Hopefully I make it, I got to stay strong
And try to avoid thinking of lakes
'cause it won't be too much longer
I guess I'll just focus my energy on writing this song
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I said
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Finally we're at the stop
I guess I probably drank too much pop
Like I've been drinking it nonstop
Dr. Pepper addict, feel like I need to have it
See it in the storm, 'bout to grab it
If Dr. Pepper was a woman
I think I would smash it
But I'd fuck a Coca-Cola dude
You already know
And I'd fuck with Pepsi too
I guess I'm in love with the soda
I just want to hold ya
I need to drink a little slower
'Cause this shit, is unhealthy
But it helps me, get through the day
It's gonna kill me one day
Somebody help me, I need to save money
It's too bad soda won me
'Cause now I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I said
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
Chillin' on the bus
Oh don't mind me
Chillin' on the bus
I really have to pee
I finally get off, I'm running to the bathroom
I'm gonna get there soon, people are starting to stare
Like, why you sprinting?
But I don't even care
I'm grabbing my dick
I kinda feel sick
I haven't ran in a while
Feels like it's been a mile
But it hasn't really been very far
I guess running for me is very hard
But I finally made it, didn't think that I was gonna make it
I been peeing for a couple minutes and I finally finished
Now I'm feeling the relief, from the release
Like, holy shit, finally I can ball at the mall
And I won't have to hurry or worry
I feel way better, like wow
I guess things will go back to normal now