Axlrod by That 1 Guy Lyrics

Jumpin' Jack Axlrod
Ran with his boots on
Hourglass in the sun
'Cause the sand weighs a ton
Twenty minutes second lead
'Round the world in a bus with Kenny
Says Shasta is the place to be
That's only cause you can't see it

His sign says fewer babies please
He asked me if I brought my own strainer
He says he like the smell of Chinese tea
And then he starts complainin'

Twenty minutes second lead
'Round the world in a bus with Kenny
Says Nashville is the place to be
But he didn't get to see it

Jumpin' Jack Axlrod
He ran with his boots on
The hourglass in the sun
'Cause the sand weighs a ton