Bhuchal by Thara Bhai Joginder Lyrics
[Intro]
Abey bhidne ki koshish mat karna
Mai haar ni maanunga
Tumhari sacchai logo ke saamne laakar rahunga
Itihaas likha jaayega youtube par
Thara Bhai Joginder!
Abey Bhuchal dekha hai kabhi?
Nahi na?
Toh dekh!
Rrrrraa!
[Verse]
Tum jhund me saare, akela hun mai
Phir bhi bhidne ko aara hun
Scale tone ka pata nahi, Dope Vibe ki beat pe gaara hun
Tumhara hi jaal, tumhi ne buna, tumhi ko usi me fasara hun
Mai banda kadak, na leta bhadak, kehke tumhari bajara hun
Maja aara hai majaa
Gareeb ghar ka ladka youtube pe trending pe chaara hai
Bade bade youtuber ki baja di
Jo bolte the humara youtube pe kabza hai
Maa kasam, hilaa do!
Suno chapri youtubers, tumne galat le liya panga
Kitna bhi zor laga lo, nahi rukne waala ye banda
Kholunga poll tumhari, tumne youth kiya hai ganda
Gaali waali roasting ka ab band karaunga dhandha
Yaaaaaaaa..!
Carryminati, le toh sun, saamagri
Tere jaise bolta hai
Kuch bhi na kar paaye
Khada hun youtube par, baal bhi na paad paaye
Tu hai beta Sim Card
Mai hun beta Wi-Fi
Network strong par banda hun mai hi-fi
Darke tu rehna, kuch naa kehna
Pehna dunga chhudi, dila dunga gehna
Baat meri maan le, pakad apne kaan le
Mushkil mujhe sehna, phir na kehna
Panga na lena, durr hi rehna
Last hai warning, phir sorry na kehna
Roast na karna, galat post na karna
Content banao, na views pe marna
Ye views ke chakkar me bhagre hai
Seema sanskaaro ki laanghre hai
Gaali dete sareaam, baccho ka future bigaad rahe hai
Janata bhi kuch nahi kehri hai, video ka maja uthaari hai
Ye mera kya bigaadenge, mera naam hi inn par bhaari hai
Carryminati, Triggered Insaan, Deepak Kalal, Ducky Bhai, Elvish Yadav, Lakshay Chaudhary
Arey! O Dhiru Monchik, kya naam hai uss chuutanki ka?
Teen foot paanch inch height ka, Saloniyaapa!
Hhaaahahaha!
Mai sapne me aaunga, tumko darunga
Sona tum chahoge, neende udaaunga
Apne hi flow me, mai tumhe samjhauga
Chuna tum chahoge, mai haath nai aaunga
Aag ka gola hun, tumko jalaunga
Jahan bhi mil gaye murga banaunga
Tel waale latth se maar lagaunga
Ginunga ek aur chaar lagaunga
Koi nai lega support tumhari, duniya ko saara sach mai bataunga
Karunga full expose tumhe, youtube se dhandha band mai karaunga
Kar diya hai aelaan maine bhi
Khaali haath na lautke jaaunga
Saath mera koi de ya naa de
Tum logo ko akela haraunga
Akela haraunga akela!
Mai akela tum itne saare
Poora laga diya dum
Phir bhi tum mera kuch nai kar paare
Yaaaaaaaahhh!
Tum chedhna mat mujhe aage se
Gaayab kar dun Ilaake se
Ek baat par rehta hun, mukarta nahi Iraade se
Aadhe se mai hua hun poora
Aankh nikaal dun, jo bhi ghoora
Gaane ne youtube hilaya
Patthar ka bhi kar dun chura
[Outro]
Bas, bas, bas
Boht hua rap
Ab ye suno
Bharat ki janata se ek choti si baat kehni hai
Tum log apne baccho ko padhate ho, likhate ho
Aur acche sanskaar dete ho
Par ye kuch roasting karne waale youtubers
Apni video me gaali galoch karke
Aapke baccho ka future kharab kar rahe hai
Aap logo se choti si appeal hai
Aap apne baccho pe nazar rakhe
Aur abhadra video se unko bachaye
"Aar-Paar Music"
Abey bhidne ki koshish mat karna
Mai haar ni maanunga
Tumhari sacchai logo ke saamne laakar rahunga
Itihaas likha jaayega youtube par
Thara Bhai Joginder!
Abey Bhuchal dekha hai kabhi?
Nahi na?
Toh dekh!
Rrrrraa!
[Verse]
Tum jhund me saare, akela hun mai
Phir bhi bhidne ko aara hun
Scale tone ka pata nahi, Dope Vibe ki beat pe gaara hun
Tumhara hi jaal, tumhi ne buna, tumhi ko usi me fasara hun
Mai banda kadak, na leta bhadak, kehke tumhari bajara hun
Maja aara hai majaa
Gareeb ghar ka ladka youtube pe trending pe chaara hai
Bade bade youtuber ki baja di
Jo bolte the humara youtube pe kabza hai
Maa kasam, hilaa do!
Suno chapri youtubers, tumne galat le liya panga
Kitna bhi zor laga lo, nahi rukne waala ye banda
Kholunga poll tumhari, tumne youth kiya hai ganda
Gaali waali roasting ka ab band karaunga dhandha
Yaaaaaaaa..!
Carryminati, le toh sun, saamagri
Tere jaise bolta hai
Kuch bhi na kar paaye
Khada hun youtube par, baal bhi na paad paaye
Tu hai beta Sim Card
Mai hun beta Wi-Fi
Network strong par banda hun mai hi-fi
Darke tu rehna, kuch naa kehna
Pehna dunga chhudi, dila dunga gehna
Baat meri maan le, pakad apne kaan le
Mushkil mujhe sehna, phir na kehna
Panga na lena, durr hi rehna
Last hai warning, phir sorry na kehna
Roast na karna, galat post na karna
Content banao, na views pe marna
Ye views ke chakkar me bhagre hai
Seema sanskaaro ki laanghre hai
Gaali dete sareaam, baccho ka future bigaad rahe hai
Janata bhi kuch nahi kehri hai, video ka maja uthaari hai
Ye mera kya bigaadenge, mera naam hi inn par bhaari hai
Carryminati, Triggered Insaan, Deepak Kalal, Ducky Bhai, Elvish Yadav, Lakshay Chaudhary
Arey! O Dhiru Monchik, kya naam hai uss chuutanki ka?
Teen foot paanch inch height ka, Saloniyaapa!
Hhaaahahaha!
Mai sapne me aaunga, tumko darunga
Sona tum chahoge, neende udaaunga
Apne hi flow me, mai tumhe samjhauga
Chuna tum chahoge, mai haath nai aaunga
Aag ka gola hun, tumko jalaunga
Jahan bhi mil gaye murga banaunga
Tel waale latth se maar lagaunga
Ginunga ek aur chaar lagaunga
Koi nai lega support tumhari, duniya ko saara sach mai bataunga
Karunga full expose tumhe, youtube se dhandha band mai karaunga
Kar diya hai aelaan maine bhi
Khaali haath na lautke jaaunga
Saath mera koi de ya naa de
Tum logo ko akela haraunga
Akela haraunga akela!
Mai akela tum itne saare
Poora laga diya dum
Phir bhi tum mera kuch nai kar paare
Yaaaaaaaahhh!
Tum chedhna mat mujhe aage se
Gaayab kar dun Ilaake se
Ek baat par rehta hun, mukarta nahi Iraade se
Aadhe se mai hua hun poora
Aankh nikaal dun, jo bhi ghoora
Gaane ne youtube hilaya
Patthar ka bhi kar dun chura
[Outro]
Bas, bas, bas
Boht hua rap
Ab ye suno
Bharat ki janata se ek choti si baat kehni hai
Tum log apne baccho ko padhate ho, likhate ho
Aur acche sanskaar dete ho
Par ye kuch roasting karne waale youtubers
Apni video me gaali galoch karke
Aapke baccho ka future kharab kar rahe hai
Aap logo se choti si appeal hai
Aap apne baccho pe nazar rakhe
Aur abhadra video se unko bachaye
"Aar-Paar Music"