Im Shithead by Thanks, Computer! Lyrics

I'm Shithead and I walk like this
I'm Shithead and I dance like this
I'm Shithead and I can only count to six
What the heck come after six?
I'm Shithead and I always wear clothes
I'm a machine
I'm Shithead and I'm stuck in this bag
I'm Shithead and I'm a baaad gurl
I'm Shithead and my brother is Bono
I'm Shithead and my dad won't miss home
I'm Shithead and I'm definitely not Asian
I'm Shithead and I've never seen a flower
I'm Shithead and I've seen God
I'm Shithead and I've never been hungry
I'm Shithead and I like to clap
I'm Shithead and I do a Black Flip
I'm Shithead and I'm always drunk
I'm Shithead, need an abortion?
I'm Shithead and I burnt down a hospital
I'm Shithead, I forgot how to breathe
I'm Shithead and I sing in the choir
(AAAAAAH-ohh)
I'm Shithead and I can guarantee protection
I'm Shithead and I always come first
I'm Shithead and I jump! Across the street
I'm Shithead and I sleep in a chair
I'm Shithead, and not a meaty bass riff
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet
I'm Shithead and I'm immune to AIDS
I'm Shithead and I only like anal
I'm Shithead and I cough up blood
I'm Shithead and you better not hiccup
(Hic)
I'm Shithead and doctors say I don't have much time left
I'm Shithead and I'm allergic to my tongue
I'm Shithead and I gotta pee with the lights off
I'm Shithead 'cause I'll find you
I'm Shithead and I don't believe in gravity
I'm Shithead and I— mmmh!
I'm Shithead and everything's a joke!
[Laughter]