How Many Potheads Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Thank You Alfred Lyrics

They decided to get stoned
At the baseball field down by Dunderberg Rd
After they got fucked up
They got busted by the cops
They got arrested, but they got a free ride in a police car

Well, when they got to the station
They frisked Eric and Mike
The cops found Mike's used condom wrapper from his first time
Well, Darren he got fucked for life
Because he was sixteen
Four damn chargеs and a smack in the face by his mom

Well though I feel bad
I gotta say its kinda funny
Causе they got caught they had it coming to them anyway
And though I feel bad
They finally got what they deserved
But I have better things to care about
I just spilled soda on my shorts