Mother Knows Best literal by Thadudette Lyrics

Eighteen years of social quarantine
You probably have Vitamin D deficiencies
The mental impact must be extreme
So gee, why do you want to leave here?
Precede Anna with dramatic curtain posing
They’re playing my song
Butterflies fly away
Swing, not for long
SHUT UP!
This ain’t you’re song
My hips don’t feel pain

Lighting a candle
Conveniently around
I’m the best at jump scares
Throwing the candle
Pull hair and fall down
Trust fall but I’ll drop you there
I got shadow puppet chops
Poison ivy on hand
Fry your favorite doll
I CAN TELEPORT
Big scary mops
Really fast graffiti and
It seems I’m ambidextrous
Pull you out of hair
Patting your right hand
This must have scared the censors bad
This is a major fire hazard
Iiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaammmm
Batman

Convenience is sweet
Wasting your effort
Use a voice that’s disapproving
Jump scare
Bare feet
Hide under your skirt
How is the spotlight moving?
Lift you up and spin
The light disappears
Think of more insults to mmm, say?
I don’t think you’re thin
But really who else thinks that?
Condescending baby talk
Mother disappears
Complete utter darkness
Not a mannequin this time
Nose tap
Head pat
Let’s make noodles