Text Me by Tha Joker (USA) Lyrics
[Intro]
Sitting up in my home, sending texts
Message after message, wasting no time
[Intro: Tha Joker}
Its Joker
Too Cold
Hey!
[Hook]
I just wanna text you girl
All night long
So pick yo phone when you hear my tone
You know you wanna text me girl
All night long
Imma pick up my phone when I hear your tone
Text me, text me baby x2
Text me, Oh text me baby
Text me
[Verse 1: Tha Joker]
O-M-G its J-O-K-E-R
She dont believe I'm who I are
She trippin' cause she know she just got texted by a superstar
Tiana who texted last
Her supersonic texting ass
I think she take a typing class cause she reply to me soo fast
Telling what she gon' do to me
I bet she really feeling me
Let her know I dont need a girl
Im out here in these streets
Desiree I said "I want chu"
Then she sent me back a smiley face
That mean its going down whenever Joker make it to her place
Text Sonya bout her problems
I hit her on the hips
She say her man ain't acting right
And she want me to read the script
I be like click, click, clackedy
Hitting buttons with accuracy
People turning they heads cause wonder what all that racket be
Unlimited texting on my plan
Hit every female that I can
Too many girls to text
So all my niggas say that I'm the man
She tell her man to kick rocks
She text her John like Red Foxx
I know you felt that vibrate shawty
Joker in yo inbox
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Tha Joker]
(Let me break down to ya shawty)
See this be what Im texting
I be telling shawty that Im gon' teach her a lesson
She be getting wet man
Straight Micheal Phelps n'
Then I go over and I give her the full nelson
She be worried texting, she be SMS 'n
I be MMS 'n on my cell VVS 'n
I keep it real simple but short like Elson
And then I gotta fly like the Jetsons
[Bridge]
Sitting up in my home, sending texts
Message after message, wasting no time
I cannot let these little words get the best of me
But when she texting me its so crazy
How I'm texting her daily my baby
Smiley faces on the screen thats my lady
And I can't let you get away
So Im texting what I can't say
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Tha Joker]
I dont know how Imma choose
Is it you or is it you?
See I love all them
But I wan' know who love me too
So I hit all 60 recipicents
And asked them what the bidness is
"Good morning, how you doin"
And prolly some other friendly shit
Cause usually somethin' friendly
Can change somethin' official
Like me jumping in yo window
And sneaking around yo kin folk
I ain't gotta text much
Cause she know who I am
So if its not about fucking
T-T-Y-L
Im ready to drop these letters
Scrolling to create message
Saying whats really on my mind
Man, this texting is such a blessing
Keep her boyfriend mad
Cause he knowin' he want to be me
Cause his girl she keep calling me Mister like I was CG
He going wild texting
With all this mad talk
And all I text back
Is laughing my ass off
When that phone vibrat'n
Baby no hesitat'n
Girl you know you got Tha Joker
On the other end waiting
[Hook]
Sitting up in my home, sending texts
Message after message, wasting no time
[Intro: Tha Joker}
Its Joker
Too Cold
Hey!
[Hook]
I just wanna text you girl
All night long
So pick yo phone when you hear my tone
You know you wanna text me girl
All night long
Imma pick up my phone when I hear your tone
Text me, text me baby x2
Text me, Oh text me baby
Text me
[Verse 1: Tha Joker]
O-M-G its J-O-K-E-R
She dont believe I'm who I are
She trippin' cause she know she just got texted by a superstar
Tiana who texted last
Her supersonic texting ass
I think she take a typing class cause she reply to me soo fast
Telling what she gon' do to me
I bet she really feeling me
Let her know I dont need a girl
Im out here in these streets
Desiree I said "I want chu"
Then she sent me back a smiley face
That mean its going down whenever Joker make it to her place
Text Sonya bout her problems
I hit her on the hips
She say her man ain't acting right
And she want me to read the script
I be like click, click, clackedy
Hitting buttons with accuracy
People turning they heads cause wonder what all that racket be
Unlimited texting on my plan
Hit every female that I can
Too many girls to text
So all my niggas say that I'm the man
She tell her man to kick rocks
She text her John like Red Foxx
I know you felt that vibrate shawty
Joker in yo inbox
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Tha Joker]
(Let me break down to ya shawty)
See this be what Im texting
I be telling shawty that Im gon' teach her a lesson
She be getting wet man
Straight Micheal Phelps n'
Then I go over and I give her the full nelson
She be worried texting, she be SMS 'n
I be MMS 'n on my cell VVS 'n
I keep it real simple but short like Elson
And then I gotta fly like the Jetsons
[Bridge]
Sitting up in my home, sending texts
Message after message, wasting no time
I cannot let these little words get the best of me
But when she texting me its so crazy
How I'm texting her daily my baby
Smiley faces on the screen thats my lady
And I can't let you get away
So Im texting what I can't say
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Tha Joker]
I dont know how Imma choose
Is it you or is it you?
See I love all them
But I wan' know who love me too
So I hit all 60 recipicents
And asked them what the bidness is
"Good morning, how you doin"
And prolly some other friendly shit
Cause usually somethin' friendly
Can change somethin' official
Like me jumping in yo window
And sneaking around yo kin folk
I ain't gotta text much
Cause she know who I am
So if its not about fucking
T-T-Y-L
Im ready to drop these letters
Scrolling to create message
Saying whats really on my mind
Man, this texting is such a blessing
Keep her boyfriend mad
Cause he knowin' he want to be me
Cause his girl she keep calling me Mister like I was CG
He going wild texting
With all this mad talk
And all I text back
Is laughing my ass off
When that phone vibrat'n
Baby no hesitat'n
Girl you know you got Tha Joker
On the other end waiting
[Hook]