Harry Potter Alphabet Aerobics by Tessa Netting Lyrics
Intro: R-r-ready b-b-begin b-begin
Song: Animagus Apparates - AVADA KEDAVRA
I'm in Azkaban, Accio to my mama
Bloody Bellatrix, Black bonded with Buckbeak
Bring me The Burrow, Butterbeer, Bertie Botts Beans
Colin Creevey, Carrows to Crucio, Crabbe and Cho
Cadogan, cats, Charm a Chaser and Confundo
Diggory a Diddykins, Dobby, Dumbledore
Deathly Hallows - Dementors Dueling Draco
Expecto Patronum and Expelliarmus ending every
Elixir of evil in the elevated Elder Wand
Friar is Fat, Fizzing all the Whizbees
Filius Flitwick feeling the Felicis
Gringotts, Greyback, the Goblet’s glorious
Gettin’ Gellert in his game with Gregorovitch
House Cup - Hufflepuff! Herbology
Hand of Glory hits, send a Howler to your Horcrux
Ilvermorny idolizes Ickle Diddykins
I’m invisible! Igor showing Snape his skin
Jinxed on my Legs like Jelly Slugs, jockin’ James
Johnson and Jordan, written by Jorkins
Kingsley at King’s Cross lookin’ for Kreacher
Miss Katie Bell will defeat your Keeper
Lumos, Levicorpus, LeakyCon, Leprechauns
Learned LeviOsa, love to my Luna
My Muggle makes Moony’s Map into Magic
Merlin and Marge, Molly mocks “What a Mandrake!”
Nox in Neville is nice naturally
Newt never knows Nifflers nationally
Oliver - Occlumency is not optional
Ollivander’s Occamy has wide Omnioculars
Padfoot and Potter, Parseltongue punchlines
Polyjuice got a Pygmy Puff in my prime
Quick-Quotes Quill tell Quirrell it's Quidditch
Quaffles ain't got a lot of Golden Snitches
Really Ron raps! Rubeus, Regulus
Riddle returning Ravenclaw - Riddikulus!
Seeing Starkid in the Shrieking Shack
Salazar Stupefies Sirius Black
Tom turned Time-Turners into Tonks
Tri-Wiz Tournament needs a tune-up
Universal, Umbridge THE WORST
Unforgivable is the Killing Curse
Vernon doesn’t know Voldemort is valid
Viktor Krum vibes that are vain with a Veela
Oh Won-Won, what a Wand Weasley
Just Witchin’ up words, waking up with a Winky
Xeno-the-philius, bring it on Breaking Dawn
X-pelliarmus says Harry to Ron
Yellin’ at Yaxley, You-Know-Who
Yesterday’s Powder was full of Floo
Zig zag Whiz-bangs, zoomin’ with Zabini
Zero to Zacharias, overzealous rhyme ZONKOS!
Outro: Can you say it faster? Thats totally barbaric!
Song: Animagus Apparates - AVADA KEDAVRA
I'm in Azkaban, Accio to my mama
Bloody Bellatrix, Black bonded with Buckbeak
Bring me The Burrow, Butterbeer, Bertie Botts Beans
Colin Creevey, Carrows to Crucio, Crabbe and Cho
Cadogan, cats, Charm a Chaser and Confundo
Diggory a Diddykins, Dobby, Dumbledore
Deathly Hallows - Dementors Dueling Draco
Expecto Patronum and Expelliarmus ending every
Elixir of evil in the elevated Elder Wand
Friar is Fat, Fizzing all the Whizbees
Filius Flitwick feeling the Felicis
Gringotts, Greyback, the Goblet’s glorious
Gettin’ Gellert in his game with Gregorovitch
House Cup - Hufflepuff! Herbology
Hand of Glory hits, send a Howler to your Horcrux
Ilvermorny idolizes Ickle Diddykins
I’m invisible! Igor showing Snape his skin
Jinxed on my Legs like Jelly Slugs, jockin’ James
Johnson and Jordan, written by Jorkins
Kingsley at King’s Cross lookin’ for Kreacher
Miss Katie Bell will defeat your Keeper
Lumos, Levicorpus, LeakyCon, Leprechauns
Learned LeviOsa, love to my Luna
My Muggle makes Moony’s Map into Magic
Merlin and Marge, Molly mocks “What a Mandrake!”
Nox in Neville is nice naturally
Newt never knows Nifflers nationally
Oliver - Occlumency is not optional
Ollivander’s Occamy has wide Omnioculars
Padfoot and Potter, Parseltongue punchlines
Polyjuice got a Pygmy Puff in my prime
Quick-Quotes Quill tell Quirrell it's Quidditch
Quaffles ain't got a lot of Golden Snitches
Really Ron raps! Rubeus, Regulus
Riddle returning Ravenclaw - Riddikulus!
Seeing Starkid in the Shrieking Shack
Salazar Stupefies Sirius Black
Tom turned Time-Turners into Tonks
Tri-Wiz Tournament needs a tune-up
Universal, Umbridge THE WORST
Unforgivable is the Killing Curse
Vernon doesn’t know Voldemort is valid
Viktor Krum vibes that are vain with a Veela
Oh Won-Won, what a Wand Weasley
Just Witchin’ up words, waking up with a Winky
Xeno-the-philius, bring it on Breaking Dawn
X-pelliarmus says Harry to Ron
Yellin’ at Yaxley, You-Know-Who
Yesterday’s Powder was full of Floo
Zig zag Whiz-bangs, zoomin’ with Zabini
Zero to Zacharias, overzealous rhyme ZONKOS!
Outro: Can you say it faster? Thats totally barbaric!