The Golden Girl of the Golden West by Terry Scott Taylor Lyrics
[Intro]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 1]
She's a pistol-packin' mama and a bleached-blond surfer queen
A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling
She was born in Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen
She opens up her Golden Gate and offers us a dream
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat
An avocado model in a boysenberry hat
She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat
She's hungry, cold, and homeless, and she's luxury's lap
[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 3]
One man's blessing and another man's curse
She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse
She's a double-beef burger called "the Double Patty Hearse"
She's a Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 4]
She's a corporation raider on the sports-bar beat
A giant dodging forty-niner with two athlete's feet
She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat
She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak
[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Interlude]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 5]
She's a bleeding-heart madonna with a big electric chair
An earth shaking Quaker with a fundamental flair
There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air
An orthodoxy logic in that presbytery stare
So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams
Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam
Yeah, and leave it all to Beaver and start packin' up the van
Take the California Aqueduct on down to Disneyland
[Chorus]
'Cause she's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Outro]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 1]
She's a pistol-packin' mama and a bleached-blond surfer queen
A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling
She was born in Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen
She opens up her Golden Gate and offers us a dream
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat
An avocado model in a boysenberry hat
She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat
She's hungry, cold, and homeless, and she's luxury's lap
[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 3]
One man's blessing and another man's curse
She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse
She's a double-beef burger called "the Double Patty Hearse"
She's a Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse
[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 4]
She's a corporation raider on the sports-bar beat
A giant dodging forty-niner with two athlete's feet
She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat
She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak
[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Interlude]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 5]
She's a bleeding-heart madonna with a big electric chair
An earth shaking Quaker with a fundamental flair
There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air
An orthodoxy logic in that presbytery stare
So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams
Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam
Yeah, and leave it all to Beaver and start packin' up the van
Take the California Aqueduct on down to Disneyland
[Chorus]
'Cause she's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
[Outro]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na