Two Tickets To Thailand by Terrorist Lipgloss Lyrics

We're going to thailand and we're going tonight
I am a god there because i am white
I packed my viagra and i packed some toys
To give to all the frightened little ladyboys

I'll break their jaws so i can fit it down deeper
Leave the corpse on a beach it won't make the paper
Give them some pills so they won't remember
Licking a white american's member

I can't wait to put on my big pampers
Gotta make sure i buy a bag of shaved hamsters
Think i'll start by breaking some fingers
I like them in pain when i perform cunnilingus

I got two tickets to thailand baby
I got one for you
And i got one for me
And when we get there
We'll have sex all night
With an underage boy
Who won't put up a fight
I got two tickets to thailand baby
First class buttfuck on paradise sea
For the price of a burger
We can fuck some children
Got a hotel on rape island
Wee!

I love child blood
I love how it smears
I love it when onto my cock
Falls the tears

What a place
I just love this country
It's the only place
Where i can just be me

Put my cock in the mouth
While i stand on the hands
I'll show them the power
Of the great white man

After i cum
They'll be bleeding and sore
But i'm just starting
You thailand whore
I got two tickets to thailand baby
I got one for you
And i got one for me
And when we get there
We'll have sex all night
With an underage boy
Who won't put up a fight

I got two tickets to thailand baby
First class buttfuck on paradise sea
For the price of a burger
We can fuck some children
Got a hotel on rape island
Wee!