Do You Want a Boyfriend? by Tender Trap Lyrics

Do you want a boyfriend?
Sure, if he's not too vain
Do you want a boyfriend?
He's got to have a brain, charm, and kindness
Does he have to dress nice?
Smart as in deed can be
Does he have to kiss right?
All the best things are free
Yeah, that would be heaven
Perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long for heaven
Perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long
So, please, send that boy along

Does he have to please you? Psychologically!
Does he have to tease you? Gynecologically!
Need to need him
Where'd you want to meet him?
Walking in the rain
Does he have to like the Jesus and Mary Chain?
Yeah, that would be heaven
Perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long for heaven
Perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long
So, please, send that boy along
Do you want a boyfriend?
Do you want a boyfriend?
I've been to indie bars
I bought new clothes and played guitars
I even changed my hair
But I don't really see that will do it for me
Heaven, perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long for heaven
Perfect heaven, perfect heaven
You've got to wait so long
So, please, send that boy along