Tribute by Tenacious Dong Lyrics

[Intro: Jack Black]
This is the greatest and best song in the world
(Through the Fire and the Flames)

[Verse 1: Jack Black & UKOGMonkey]
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome dong
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon dong
In the middle of Kyle
And he said
"Play the best the best the best the best
Or I'll FUCKING MURDER A CHILD!"

[Verse 2: Jack Black & Acai]
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said
"FUCK YOU, HELVIAN!"
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be Solo C (good evening Japan)
It was the best song in the world
[Chorus: Jack Black]
Look into my crack and it's easy to see
One and one make one
Two and one make two
Kappa 123
Once every Solo C or so
When the dong doth shine, and the moon doth moon
And the memes doth grow

[Verse 3: Tenacious D & JasonParadise]
Needless to say, the beast was gay
Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh went his whoopy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us, "Play with my balls"
And we said "Okay."
"...That feels disgusting"

[Chorus: Jack Black, ZP Theart, JasonParadise & UKOGMonkey]
COCK!
Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh
Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaaaaah)
Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaah)
STOP!
This is the greatest dong in the world
And this is just the tip
I couldn't grow the greatest dong in the world
No, no, this is
(getting pounded. Seriously, I fucking love getting pounded!)
By the greatest dong in the world
All right, it was the greatest pounding in the world
All right, it was the best mother [Bleep]
The greatest SUCC in the world all right
[Bridge: UKOGMonkey & JasonParadise]
"Slap me daddy, slap me harder, mmm"
Memes memes memes memes memes
Memes memes memes memes memes
Memes memes memes memes memes
Memes memes memes memes memes

[Verse 3: Jack Black & Gordon Ramsay]
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends
That thong we sang on that fateful night
It didn't sound anything like (the lamb sauce?)
This is just (where's the lamb sauce?)
You've gotta (WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?)
And I wish you were (oh fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shite)
Good god! (shut the fuck up! Would you mind not being so rude?)

[Outro: Gordon Ramsay]
SHUT IT DOWN! You're shit, you are so shit you don't even realise what you're doing. GET OUT! Captain dick. Take the piss out of me now, fuckface