Alfred Never by Teenage Guitar Lyrics
Always be wrong
Never drive
Hire something safe
When keeping alive
He's Alfred Never
No confidence where there are girls
Never
There goes that alarm clock again!
That other voice
An elderly chap
Envelopes and frames
Close to the flames
Never
Never
Never
Never
Never drive
Hire something safe
When keeping alive
He's Alfred Never
No confidence where there are girls
Never
There goes that alarm clock again!
That other voice
An elderly chap
Envelopes and frames
Close to the flames
Never
Never
Never
Never