SCREWBALL by Teenage Disaster Lyrics
[Intro]
*Alarm beeping*
Turn off, yo fucking turn off, shut up, how the fuck is it 9:30?
Oh, fuck me!
[Hook]
My head's not screwed on straight and that's okay (That's okay!)
I'll be gone before the morning comes (Before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, cause I'm sure not, cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)
[Verse]
Depression, fuck that shit
I got no cash so I can't spend it
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel emotions, damn
And I love my friends, but sometimes I wish that I could love myself
Kiss me once and I'll fall in love cause
I got nothing better to do
I'm crazy, can't you see?
At least that's what she told me, at least that's what she-
I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm burnt the fuck out
And I'm so sick of my situation
So please let me be, let me rest for a while
Happiness nada, the test came back looks like you're the father
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch (Damn)
H.E double hockey sticks is where you're headed (Woah!)
That's okay though (That's okay though)
We're all dying anyway so fuck that shit
Just live a little, be a screwball bitch
Be just like me (I said-)
[Hook]
My head's not screwed on straight and that's okay (That's okay!)
I'll be gone before the morning comes (Before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, cause I'm sure not, cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)
[Outro]
"Hello, hello, testing alright cool, um, so as you all know I've been promoted to manager today, um, but I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking quitting this horrible piece of shit job and uh, I am now going to go home, uh, drink a fuck ton of beer and listen to Aaron Carter and then fuck my beautiful wife, so, fuck all of you guys, bye"
("My heads not screwed on straight!")
"I've never like, seen that guy in my life, who the fuck was that?"
*Alarm beeping*
Turn off, yo fucking turn off, shut up, how the fuck is it 9:30?
Oh, fuck me!
[Hook]
My head's not screwed on straight and that's okay (That's okay!)
I'll be gone before the morning comes (Before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, cause I'm sure not, cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)
[Verse]
Depression, fuck that shit
I got no cash so I can't spend it
My life's moving fast but I'm stuck in slow motion
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel emotions, damn
And I love my friends, but sometimes I wish that I could love myself
Kiss me once and I'll fall in love cause
I got nothing better to do
I'm crazy, can't you see?
At least that's what she told me, at least that's what she-
I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm burnt the fuck out
And I'm so sick of my situation
So please let me be, let me rest for a while
Happiness nada, the test came back looks like you're the father
Your car broke down and your boss is a bitch (Damn)
H.E double hockey sticks is where you're headed (Woah!)
That's okay though (That's okay though)
We're all dying anyway so fuck that shit
Just live a little, be a screwball bitch
Be just like me (I said-)
[Hook]
My head's not screwed on straight and that's okay (That's okay!)
I'll be gone before the morning comes (Before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, cause I'm sure not, cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)
[Outro]
"Hello, hello, testing alright cool, um, so as you all know I've been promoted to manager today, um, but I'm sad to inform you that I am actually fucking quitting this horrible piece of shit job and uh, I am now going to go home, uh, drink a fuck ton of beer and listen to Aaron Carter and then fuck my beautiful wife, so, fuck all of you guys, bye"
("My heads not screwed on straight!")
"I've never like, seen that guy in my life, who the fuck was that?"