PIMP CHIMPIN 2 by Teenage Disaster Lyrics
[Intro: Teenage Disaster]
Shit, haa, haa, haa, haa
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We be pimp chimpin', chimpin' chimpin'
[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster]
Pull up with the 'nana [?]
Stepped on by me
Mr [?]
Pimp chimp with the xannys
Swung from a tree then I took yo' bitches panties
Pimp chimpin' en-chimpiddy chop chop
My boys pull up with the glockitty Glock Glock
You fuckin' with a monkey
Bodies in my trunk-ey
Slappin' up a bitch
And I'm getting real funky
We are not primal shit
We are the monkey gang
We on that 'nana talk
We on the pimp shit
We on the pimp shit
We on the pimp shit
We on the monkey gang
[Bridge: Teenage Disaster]
[?] with my boys
[?]
All you bitches don't know how to act
Gorilla gonna hit ya' with the-
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Verse 2: Ryan "Lil Bogweed" Lapham]
I'm a chimp man
Got hands for feet
Lil Mama on her knees as she sucks my meat
I'm in ya gut
Yo guts in trouble, take a tums
You may be the balls
But I am the cum
I don't wanna bang
I just wanna hang
Bitch got tits like an orangutang
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey pee, monkey poo
(Monkey see, monkey do)
(Monkey pee, monkey poo)
Swaggin' in the jungle
Parasitic, call me fungal
Hey by the way, I'm a sinner
On your knees, my kids are your dinner
(Yeah! My kids are yo' dinner)
Gnaw on some bark
Two dicks like a shark
Two farts and a shart
Long coat
Getting throat
On a boat
Glock I tote
Leave a note
My dick to devote
Off the meds
Not a sped
Blood I bleed
Take a hit
Lead in head
Shit the bed, oooo!
(Led in head)
(Shit the bed, oooo!)
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Interlude: Teenage Disaster]
Uh, introducing Boofbonic to the chimp squad
[Verse 3: Boofbonic "The Vanilla Gorilla"]
Newest chimp
The biggest pimp
So many bananas got a chimp blimp
I'm powerful, gorilla
I'ma cook you up-up, barilla
Flick my shit if you get too close
(Flick my shit if you get too close)
Tell me how it taste, vanilla?
I'ma cook you up-up, barilla
Used to be Boofbonic, with the chronic
Now I'm chimp-bonic with euphonic harmonics
Eeee-oooo on his stupid ass
Chimp-bonic got the most class
(Yes, I got all my lyrics from RhymeZone)
[Verse 4: Asher "Young Keith Ape"]
Monkey gang back in town
Chimpin' all around
Swingin' from the vines gotta put these bitches down
Pimpin', chip off the old block
I got yo' bitch, riding on my cock
Caveboys out on their midnight hunt
Fuck with the chimps [?] you 6 feet under
Pimpin' and chimpin', these pimps start howling
Girls in the sheets so we got them counting
George called me curious
Livin' life luxurious
Bitches on my dick
And they acting all delirious
Better watch your back
It's a monkey attack
(Stay alert at all times!)
No time to relax
We all are pimp chimps and we out here killing
One more line
(What's that?)
I love all fuckin' women
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Verse 5: BigKazen]
Swingin' from a tree with my dick out
When I see a bitch now she gotta get her tits out
I'm a pimp chimp, walk with a limp
Gotta Glock let it pop, turn your man into a gimp
I'm a monkey, for my dick your girl a junkie
Posted with my squad, yeah you know we stay funky
Eeee, eeee, welcome to chimp eminem
Gotta a banana with a girl named Anna
Walkin round a cabana in a bandana (Chimp squad)
Pull up inna van with the chimp clan
Goin' ape like a caveman widda banana (Chimp squad)
Clip let it rip on some pussy ass kids
Fuck a crip whole squad got the drip (Chimp squad)
(This is a Kazen classic)
Hang from the tree with my dick out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
With the chimp squad we go all out
With the chimp squad we go all out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
With the chimp squad we go all out, all out
Yeah we pimp chimpin' on the beat and I farted
Just went gorilla mode 'cus my bars are retarded
Fuck with the monkey gang you go out with a bang
Slinging shit at your bitch she can suck on my wang
Ate a banana while my girl make a casserole
You're a baboon bitch sit and look at my asshole
Asshole? Asshole! Damn
Yeah we pimp chimpin', we don't try to fit in
All we do is bang on our chests and love women
[Outro]
(Meaningless Chinese)
Shit, haa, haa, haa, haa
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We the monkey gang, monkey gang
We be pimp chimpin', chimpin' chimpin'
[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster]
Pull up with the 'nana [?]
Stepped on by me
Mr [?]
Pimp chimp with the xannys
Swung from a tree then I took yo' bitches panties
Pimp chimpin' en-chimpiddy chop chop
My boys pull up with the glockitty Glock Glock
You fuckin' with a monkey
Bodies in my trunk-ey
Slappin' up a bitch
And I'm getting real funky
We are not primal shit
We are the monkey gang
We on that 'nana talk
We on the pimp shit
We on the pimp shit
We on the pimp shit
We on the monkey gang
[Bridge: Teenage Disaster]
[?] with my boys
[?]
All you bitches don't know how to act
Gorilla gonna hit ya' with the-
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Verse 2: Ryan "Lil Bogweed" Lapham]
I'm a chimp man
Got hands for feet
Lil Mama on her knees as she sucks my meat
I'm in ya gut
Yo guts in trouble, take a tums
You may be the balls
But I am the cum
I don't wanna bang
I just wanna hang
Bitch got tits like an orangutang
Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey pee, monkey poo
(Monkey see, monkey do)
(Monkey pee, monkey poo)
Swaggin' in the jungle
Parasitic, call me fungal
Hey by the way, I'm a sinner
On your knees, my kids are your dinner
(Yeah! My kids are yo' dinner)
Gnaw on some bark
Two dicks like a shark
Two farts and a shart
Long coat
Getting throat
On a boat
Glock I tote
Leave a note
My dick to devote
Off the meds
Not a sped
Blood I bleed
Take a hit
Lead in head
Shit the bed, oooo!
(Led in head)
(Shit the bed, oooo!)
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Interlude: Teenage Disaster]
Uh, introducing Boofbonic to the chimp squad
[Verse 3: Boofbonic "The Vanilla Gorilla"]
Newest chimp
The biggest pimp
So many bananas got a chimp blimp
I'm powerful, gorilla
I'ma cook you up-up, barilla
Flick my shit if you get too close
(Flick my shit if you get too close)
Tell me how it taste, vanilla?
I'ma cook you up-up, barilla
Used to be Boofbonic, with the chronic
Now I'm chimp-bonic with euphonic harmonics
Eeee-oooo on his stupid ass
Chimp-bonic got the most class
(Yes, I got all my lyrics from RhymeZone)
[Verse 4: Asher "Young Keith Ape"]
Monkey gang back in town
Chimpin' all around
Swingin' from the vines gotta put these bitches down
Pimpin', chip off the old block
I got yo' bitch, riding on my cock
Caveboys out on their midnight hunt
Fuck with the chimps [?] you 6 feet under
Pimpin' and chimpin', these pimps start howling
Girls in the sheets so we got them counting
George called me curious
Livin' life luxurious
Bitches on my dick
And they acting all delirious
Better watch your back
It's a monkey attack
(Stay alert at all times!)
No time to relax
We all are pimp chimps and we out here killing
One more line
(What's that?)
I love all fuckin' women
[Chorus: Teenage Disaster]
Pimp chimpin', we still winnin'
Pray to the Priest 'cus I've been sinnin'
Can't hit a brother 'cus I've been livin'
Woke up, shit stains on my ceiling
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
Gorilla in my past time
Night night, bitch I think it's yo' bed time
[Verse 5: BigKazen]
Swingin' from a tree with my dick out
When I see a bitch now she gotta get her tits out
I'm a pimp chimp, walk with a limp
Gotta Glock let it pop, turn your man into a gimp
I'm a monkey, for my dick your girl a junkie
Posted with my squad, yeah you know we stay funky
Eeee, eeee, welcome to chimp eminem
Gotta a banana with a girl named Anna
Walkin round a cabana in a bandana (Chimp squad)
Pull up inna van with the chimp clan
Goin' ape like a caveman widda banana (Chimp squad)
Clip let it rip on some pussy ass kids
Fuck a crip whole squad got the drip (Chimp squad)
(This is a Kazen classic)
Hang from the tree with my dick out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
With the chimp squad we go all out
With the chimp squad we go all out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
Hang from the tree with my dick out
With the chimp squad we go all out, all out
Yeah we pimp chimpin' on the beat and I farted
Just went gorilla mode 'cus my bars are retarded
Fuck with the monkey gang you go out with a bang
Slinging shit at your bitch she can suck on my wang
Ate a banana while my girl make a casserole
You're a baboon bitch sit and look at my asshole
Asshole? Asshole! Damn
Yeah we pimp chimpin', we don't try to fit in
All we do is bang on our chests and love women
[Outro]
(Meaningless Chinese)