Robbed by Tedium Lyrics

Leave your window open
I'm the one to fear
I’ll climb your curtains
And leave a turd on your kitchen table
Drink a glass of wine with my friends
And laugh at your photo's
We'll laugh so loud
We’ll laugh so loud
We'll laugh so loud
We'll have the police around

Such an opportunity comes once a year
You always knew I was sleazy
The way I live, too easy
The way I smile, too happy

Never trust, never trust
Someone like me
I pretend to know virtue
Coz it looks good
I pretend to like you
Coz that's what you like
If I had been born in a world without people
I'd be myself all the time
A perfect criminal
Will your friends accuse you when they are robbed
They know you've never been one to have money
They know you've never been one to have money