Rocket Scientist by Teddybears Lyrics

I'm not a rocket scientist
I rock the house and sign the tits
And that's it

Don't take no astrophysicist
To make your ass throw fits
Now sistas kick it

I keep it cool like Eskimo chicks on Discovery Channel
I'm hot like Telemundo chicas on a solar panel

See me on sesame street coolin in a cold chillin tee
I slap you silly like hillbilly chicks on daytime tv

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin gin and tonic like I'm selfish
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll… fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I'm not a rocket scientist
I rock the house and sign the tits
And that's it (that's it, y'all)
Don't take no astrophysicist
To make your ass throw fits
Now sistas kick it

This is mission control, what is your status? Super bitchin'
We read you loud and clear, permission's go to hit ignition
We gettin' static, please repeat your last confirmed position
I'm ten feet tall and solid gold and I demand submission

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin gin and tonic like I'm selfish
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll… fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin gin and tonic like I'm selfish
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll… fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul

I am the robot Elvis rockin' my bionic pelvis
I'm technotronic, sippin gin and tonic like I'm selfish
I am the killer shakin' up some old rock and roll… fool
Them drum machines ain't got no soul