PETERPARKER by Teddy Tesla Lyrics
[Part 1]
You're not the girl of my dreams, you're the girl next door
Been around the block just wondering if I'm next or
If I'm even in line, If I'm out of line just tell me
Fell in love with photographs, been stalking all of your selfies
Thought being a hero would help me, but my id's a secret
And if I tell you I don't think that I could trust you to keep it
You put it all on your snap, I put my all in this rap
You moved out west to act, my friends giving me crap
Giving up on this cape, patrolling used to be my escape
But now the only time I smile is when I see yours on your face
Tryna get in your personal space, got fine wine and bud we can blaze
Invite you over and pretend that I can't let it go to waste
You respond yes, I'm feeling my strongest and confident
Without this symbiote that message would have never been sent
But you gotta risk it for biscuits and baby yours is delicious
Great first date, can't wait till I'm telling our kids this
[Part 2]
I can admit when I'm wrong but never been big on apologies
Don't see much else to gain from mistakes after acknowledging
So know that when I say I'm sorry for how things turned out, I really am
Gave you roses like secret garden, but that wasn't in the plan
All my friends getting ahead and here I am, still messing with you
Gotta be more to life than laying down and sexting with you
But it's like that's all I do now, well that and job applications
Seems like all the other grads had mad invitations
But here I am still sad in mom and dad's basement
I used to be in advanced classes, kids jealous of my placements
But that didn't last, bright bulbs burn out fast
Tried to slow it down even stopped going to class
Only started going back because that’s where my mate found his lass
All that time studying in the room why he was able to pass
All you brought to the table was ass, so don't be surprised when I don't text you back
You wanted me to put in all my might like a Texas Smash
Sorry boo, but this goo has got me feeling different
I used to be pessimistic, of my dreams I was dismissive
But now I feel like I can tackle not just mine, but everyone else's
I want to be all my friends when I grow up is that selfish?
I know published authors, aspiring stand up comics
Board game makers, people working on a start up with chronic
People getting their masters, some even working on doctorates
Your life's in constant disaster, and I don’t need that to be honest
Just caused we fucked to Delphonics doesn't mean I love you
I only meant literally when I said I wanted to be above you
That was my bad, think I went about this the wrong way
I was looking for a Beyonce, but you were acting crazy as Kanye
And that was all your choice, all your choice
I miss one text and you turned your back on me like it’s the voice
Even lied about my height, told you I was a Royce
But once we things rolling this short dude still had you moist
But this ain't the time for no gritty details
And I don't need justification for leaving behind shitty females
I'm looking for a queen who aspires for more than retail
That I can obsess over like trump supporters and Clinton's emails
[Part 3]
[Verse 1]
"Normally don't do this on the first date"
I've been hearing that a lot as of late
Perfectly fine if you'd rather wait
But if we gone do this we gone do it with this condom on
Because I ain't ever really one for due dates
So even I'm coming early, you won't be coming late
Stop playing girl, I don't care bout your weight
Pussy all feels the same with this condom on
[Hook]
I'm not tryna get locked up, right now
Sex so good that even if I get locked up she's gonna be holding me down
And I'm not ready for that type of affection
But if you fuck around and start acting insane I'ma have to go another direction
Just tryna use this erection
But if you don't got style I'm have to fuck around and go another direction
[Verse 2]
I like all girls, hairy or alopecia
So put your tits together first, then I'ma swipe the visa
I'ma fuck you nine times then it's bye Felicia
Bad luck pussy but it was nice to meet ya
Normally she's the one giving the advance
But I might just fuck around and give her a chance
Snap a pick like she from France but I'm just freelance
Qualified to drop those pants but don't ask me to dance
I'm done with romance, shit's hard as fuck
New philosophy: when my dick's hard I fuck
Running through these girls like a Grande
Using any excuse to leave early because I hate these long dates
But I'm always late, because I have reservations
My hesitation? Comparing them to my imagination
After gym my third grade girl used to blow me with air
To show me she cared, dumped her ass for V Baudelaire
And I'm still inventing new ways to fuck up my life
Afraid my next fantasy is final and I'll end up with strife
My head is in the clouds, I don't think it's no fair
I could get any girl with a lax bro's hair
Instead I got a nappy fro, they tell me I got no hair
And I can't get no naked ladies with my heart laid bare
So I'm distant as fuck, and I'm awkward as fuck
And I'm nervous as fuck, and I can not get it up
She tell me stop acing childish but she texts like it's middle school
She watches pewdiepie and wrestling I gotta pretend it's a little cool
Had to check her ID, because I'm no Drake or Robert
But I've seen more mature shit on Drake and Josh to be honest
She got a great pair of boobs, these days who doesn't
Can't have no gym, ass, or tits you gotta have something
Doesn't take care of her body, but takes care of mine when I'm cumming
So I'm eating these fake thick BBW chicks by the dozen
But I'm not an asshole, so I never say shit
Or maybe that makes me one, because I'm always laying
And real eyes realize real lies
Just searching for a blonde box like Drago, and if she dyes, she dyes
And if she snap she need a filter and a new face
And if she rap she probably even worse than Blueface
And her conversation boring, her job situation pitiful
But you said she was everything you imagined, didn't you?
You're not the girl of my dreams, you're the girl next door
Been around the block just wondering if I'm next or
If I'm even in line, If I'm out of line just tell me
Fell in love with photographs, been stalking all of your selfies
Thought being a hero would help me, but my id's a secret
And if I tell you I don't think that I could trust you to keep it
You put it all on your snap, I put my all in this rap
You moved out west to act, my friends giving me crap
Giving up on this cape, patrolling used to be my escape
But now the only time I smile is when I see yours on your face
Tryna get in your personal space, got fine wine and bud we can blaze
Invite you over and pretend that I can't let it go to waste
You respond yes, I'm feeling my strongest and confident
Without this symbiote that message would have never been sent
But you gotta risk it for biscuits and baby yours is delicious
Great first date, can't wait till I'm telling our kids this
[Part 2]
I can admit when I'm wrong but never been big on apologies
Don't see much else to gain from mistakes after acknowledging
So know that when I say I'm sorry for how things turned out, I really am
Gave you roses like secret garden, but that wasn't in the plan
All my friends getting ahead and here I am, still messing with you
Gotta be more to life than laying down and sexting with you
But it's like that's all I do now, well that and job applications
Seems like all the other grads had mad invitations
But here I am still sad in mom and dad's basement
I used to be in advanced classes, kids jealous of my placements
But that didn't last, bright bulbs burn out fast
Tried to slow it down even stopped going to class
Only started going back because that’s where my mate found his lass
All that time studying in the room why he was able to pass
All you brought to the table was ass, so don't be surprised when I don't text you back
You wanted me to put in all my might like a Texas Smash
Sorry boo, but this goo has got me feeling different
I used to be pessimistic, of my dreams I was dismissive
But now I feel like I can tackle not just mine, but everyone else's
I want to be all my friends when I grow up is that selfish?
I know published authors, aspiring stand up comics
Board game makers, people working on a start up with chronic
People getting their masters, some even working on doctorates
Your life's in constant disaster, and I don’t need that to be honest
Just caused we fucked to Delphonics doesn't mean I love you
I only meant literally when I said I wanted to be above you
That was my bad, think I went about this the wrong way
I was looking for a Beyonce, but you were acting crazy as Kanye
And that was all your choice, all your choice
I miss one text and you turned your back on me like it’s the voice
Even lied about my height, told you I was a Royce
But once we things rolling this short dude still had you moist
But this ain't the time for no gritty details
And I don't need justification for leaving behind shitty females
I'm looking for a queen who aspires for more than retail
That I can obsess over like trump supporters and Clinton's emails
[Part 3]
[Verse 1]
"Normally don't do this on the first date"
I've been hearing that a lot as of late
Perfectly fine if you'd rather wait
But if we gone do this we gone do it with this condom on
Because I ain't ever really one for due dates
So even I'm coming early, you won't be coming late
Stop playing girl, I don't care bout your weight
Pussy all feels the same with this condom on
[Hook]
I'm not tryna get locked up, right now
Sex so good that even if I get locked up she's gonna be holding me down
And I'm not ready for that type of affection
But if you fuck around and start acting insane I'ma have to go another direction
Just tryna use this erection
But if you don't got style I'm have to fuck around and go another direction
[Verse 2]
I like all girls, hairy or alopecia
So put your tits together first, then I'ma swipe the visa
I'ma fuck you nine times then it's bye Felicia
Bad luck pussy but it was nice to meet ya
Normally she's the one giving the advance
But I might just fuck around and give her a chance
Snap a pick like she from France but I'm just freelance
Qualified to drop those pants but don't ask me to dance
I'm done with romance, shit's hard as fuck
New philosophy: when my dick's hard I fuck
Running through these girls like a Grande
Using any excuse to leave early because I hate these long dates
But I'm always late, because I have reservations
My hesitation? Comparing them to my imagination
After gym my third grade girl used to blow me with air
To show me she cared, dumped her ass for V Baudelaire
And I'm still inventing new ways to fuck up my life
Afraid my next fantasy is final and I'll end up with strife
My head is in the clouds, I don't think it's no fair
I could get any girl with a lax bro's hair
Instead I got a nappy fro, they tell me I got no hair
And I can't get no naked ladies with my heart laid bare
So I'm distant as fuck, and I'm awkward as fuck
And I'm nervous as fuck, and I can not get it up
She tell me stop acing childish but she texts like it's middle school
She watches pewdiepie and wrestling I gotta pretend it's a little cool
Had to check her ID, because I'm no Drake or Robert
But I've seen more mature shit on Drake and Josh to be honest
She got a great pair of boobs, these days who doesn't
Can't have no gym, ass, or tits you gotta have something
Doesn't take care of her body, but takes care of mine when I'm cumming
So I'm eating these fake thick BBW chicks by the dozen
But I'm not an asshole, so I never say shit
Or maybe that makes me one, because I'm always laying
And real eyes realize real lies
Just searching for a blonde box like Drago, and if she dyes, she dyes
And if she snap she need a filter and a new face
And if she rap she probably even worse than Blueface
And her conversation boring, her job situation pitiful
But you said she was everything you imagined, didn't you?