BRUCEWAYNE/BATMAN by Teddy Tesla Lyrics
[Bruce Wayne]
[Verse 1]
Who ain't got friends, I'm pouring up with everybody
My new meta is holding onto double shotties
Going out every night probably shouldn't be the plan
Affecting my persona so they think it's who I am
Become that dude I use to watch from the sidelines
But now I roll with their exes because it's my time
Hitting girls without discretion but I use protection
Got a smooth complexion? Might become my new selection
Support network took my life in a new direction
But I'll push you away if you show affection
Girls playing hard to get are my new obsessions
The friends who never text the ones I always end up texting
Surrounded by fake people with fake smiles
Finally included but still feeling left out, like drakes child
Everybody knows me? Don't be so obtuse
How many Gothamites really got to know Bruce
[Verse 2]
Who's maniacal? My desires aren't that absurd
Wanted your life my whole life, it's what I deserve
Six racks of ribs, showing ribs with a six pack
Girls with thick backs looking like you slick back
If I get that, I'm done fork and knife in me
But a tinder hun could never be the wife I need
Plus they all lying about being happy in the life they lead
Craving likes on the gram when they don't even like IG
Social media deleted off my fucking phone
Four more reasons I was feeling fucking blown
FOMO demons leaving me the fuck alone
Four more seasons I needed to become my own
I'm not a frat star, party thrower or darty goer
Im Super Aaron declaring this pity party over
Quit playing around, bring me my super suit
The greatest good could never have been done by Bruce
[Batman]
[Verse 1]
Thought I saw you swinging high up in the towers
Should have known this symbiote was siphoning my powers
Your costume even look like mine
Made mine in an hour yours looks like it took like nine
You probably think your me, but better
I assure you the only think you beat me at is knitting sweaters
Couldn't even be a hero 'till I left the scene
You're a prick who makes me sick, that's why I'm turning green
I admit, I was jealous, that was more than just word play
Why do you think I accepted this weird ass black goo in the first place?
I thought worst case, it would work as placebo
But you had me gambling with my life like it was Reno
I say Reno because it's a wannabe Vegas
I'm everything that you wanna be, but ain't huh?
Your grass was greener, because of all the envy
You're even weaker than the last dude who tried to end me
Robbing my powers like you're Fenty
I don't need none of your talents, I got plenty
[Verse 2]
Without me you're empty, abstract
More of a parasite than the symbiote, and that's fact
Toxic, should have handled you with hazmat
You even had me giving myself a bad rap
Riding round town, looking like a fancy clown
My real friends looking at me as if my pants were down
Trying to become the dream I thought I could never be
When I already was it, to the letter t
Would let it be, but sometimes you can't dead the beef
Can't let you get the future's best like you got the best of me
It's Teddy T, or Theodore if you ain't familia
World on my shoulder like a familiar
[Verse 1]
Who ain't got friends, I'm pouring up with everybody
My new meta is holding onto double shotties
Going out every night probably shouldn't be the plan
Affecting my persona so they think it's who I am
Become that dude I use to watch from the sidelines
But now I roll with their exes because it's my time
Hitting girls without discretion but I use protection
Got a smooth complexion? Might become my new selection
Support network took my life in a new direction
But I'll push you away if you show affection
Girls playing hard to get are my new obsessions
The friends who never text the ones I always end up texting
Surrounded by fake people with fake smiles
Finally included but still feeling left out, like drakes child
Everybody knows me? Don't be so obtuse
How many Gothamites really got to know Bruce
[Verse 2]
Who's maniacal? My desires aren't that absurd
Wanted your life my whole life, it's what I deserve
Six racks of ribs, showing ribs with a six pack
Girls with thick backs looking like you slick back
If I get that, I'm done fork and knife in me
But a tinder hun could never be the wife I need
Plus they all lying about being happy in the life they lead
Craving likes on the gram when they don't even like IG
Social media deleted off my fucking phone
Four more reasons I was feeling fucking blown
FOMO demons leaving me the fuck alone
Four more seasons I needed to become my own
I'm not a frat star, party thrower or darty goer
Im Super Aaron declaring this pity party over
Quit playing around, bring me my super suit
The greatest good could never have been done by Bruce
[Batman]
[Verse 1]
Thought I saw you swinging high up in the towers
Should have known this symbiote was siphoning my powers
Your costume even look like mine
Made mine in an hour yours looks like it took like nine
You probably think your me, but better
I assure you the only think you beat me at is knitting sweaters
Couldn't even be a hero 'till I left the scene
You're a prick who makes me sick, that's why I'm turning green
I admit, I was jealous, that was more than just word play
Why do you think I accepted this weird ass black goo in the first place?
I thought worst case, it would work as placebo
But you had me gambling with my life like it was Reno
I say Reno because it's a wannabe Vegas
I'm everything that you wanna be, but ain't huh?
Your grass was greener, because of all the envy
You're even weaker than the last dude who tried to end me
Robbing my powers like you're Fenty
I don't need none of your talents, I got plenty
[Verse 2]
Without me you're empty, abstract
More of a parasite than the symbiote, and that's fact
Toxic, should have handled you with hazmat
You even had me giving myself a bad rap
Riding round town, looking like a fancy clown
My real friends looking at me as if my pants were down
Trying to become the dream I thought I could never be
When I already was it, to the letter t
Would let it be, but sometimes you can't dead the beef
Can't let you get the future's best like you got the best of me
It's Teddy T, or Theodore if you ain't familia
World on my shoulder like a familiar