Series Of Tubes by Ted Stevens Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet
It-it-it-it's a series of tubes!
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
(It's tubes!)
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet
[Chorus]
Streaming stuff
Onto the Internet
Why?
Tubes!
The Internet is tubes!
Connections!
Consumers!
Massive commercial purposes
Big truck
Long distance
It's tubes - Tangled up tubes!
(Tubes)
Enormous series of tubes
Your own personal Internet
(Tubes)
The World Wide Web
The Internet is tubes
(Tubes)
Those tubes can be filled
And if they're filled
(Tubes)
The Internet is gonna be delayed (Delayed)
A series of tubes
[Verse 2]
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
I wanna make sure people understand my position
The-uh, this system uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-uh-uh
These people are asking for regulation, okay?
I just the other day got Internet
Sent by my staff at ten o'clock in the morning on Friday
I got it yesterday!
So if we wanna talk about the consumers
Let's talk about you and me
(Chairman A--)
Yes sir?
(I'm sorry, I thought you were finished, I'm sorry)
No, I'm not finished!
[Chorus]
These people are massively invading
This world of the Internet
Why?
Tubes!
The Internet is tubes!
Providers!
Consumers!
Movies delivered to your house
Big truck
Small business
It's tubes - Tangled up tubes!
(Tubes)
Enormous series of tubes
Your own personal Internet
(Tubes)
The World Wide Web
The Internet is tubes
(Tubes)
Those tubes can be filled
And if they're filled
(Tubes)
The Internet is gonna be delayed (Delayed)
A series of tubes!
[Outro]
The Internet is providers
The Internet is consumers
(Tubes)
The Internet is you and me
The Internet is not a big truck
(Tubes)
The people who are streaming through
A whole book at a time
(Tubes)
Maybe there is a place for the Internet
And again...
The Internet is a series of tubes!
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet
It-it-it-it's a series of tubes!
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
(It's tubes!)
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet
[Chorus]
Streaming stuff
Onto the Internet
Why?
Tubes!
The Internet is tubes!
Connections!
Consumers!
Massive commercial purposes
Big truck
Long distance
It's tubes - Tangled up tubes!
(Tubes)
Enormous series of tubes
Your own personal Internet
(Tubes)
The World Wide Web
The Internet is tubes
(Tubes)
Those tubes can be filled
And if they're filled
(Tubes)
The Internet is gonna be delayed (Delayed)
A series of tubes
[Verse 2]
The Internet is not
The Internet is not a big truck
The Internet is not
Something that you just dump something on
I wanna make sure people understand my position
The-uh, this system uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-uh-uh
These people are asking for regulation, okay?
I just the other day got Internet
Sent by my staff at ten o'clock in the morning on Friday
I got it yesterday!
So if we wanna talk about the consumers
Let's talk about you and me
(Chairman A--)
Yes sir?
(I'm sorry, I thought you were finished, I'm sorry)
No, I'm not finished!
[Chorus]
These people are massively invading
This world of the Internet
Why?
Tubes!
The Internet is tubes!
Providers!
Consumers!
Movies delivered to your house
Big truck
Small business
It's tubes - Tangled up tubes!
(Tubes)
Enormous series of tubes
Your own personal Internet
(Tubes)
The World Wide Web
The Internet is tubes
(Tubes)
Those tubes can be filled
And if they're filled
(Tubes)
The Internet is gonna be delayed (Delayed)
A series of tubes!
[Outro]
The Internet is providers
The Internet is consumers
(Tubes)
The Internet is you and me
The Internet is not a big truck
(Tubes)
The people who are streaming through
A whole book at a time
(Tubes)
Maybe there is a place for the Internet
And again...
The Internet is a series of tubes!