Salem Witches by Techno Westerns Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
Baby dressed just like Morticia:
Capricious and oh so vicious
Leave you in bed with stitches
I'm the best dressed of the uglier sex
I feel I've just been hexed by all my previous exes
While you wonder what's next
She doesn't wanna be vexed with ya'
It's all-
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She doesn't want to just jump into all that voodoo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Don't call her 'Pumpkin' she's really not fucking into you
[Verse 2]
She's friends with Salem Witches:
Suspicious and superstitious, dressed up in black lace and linen
Large Parisian Mist for lunch and a bunch of hocus pocus
Said her "nose bleeds give her focus"
Take a sprinkle of her stardust and then throw it all in a cauldron with that tarot card she's holding
It's deadly to assume that she's looking out for her man under a full moon
It's all-
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She doesn't want to just jump into all that voodoo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Don't call her 'Pumpkin' she's really not fucking into you
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not the type to pull a punch and you'd be wise to presume
That once she's done melting your mind she'll walk right out of this room
[Bridge]
Well all the hearts are in the air tonight and feelings in the sea
Every breath that you are taking is now spilling on to me
If emotions are mistaken close the door and let me leave
Otherwise open the blinds and hit the lights let's make a scene
[Outro]
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
Baby dressed just like Morticia:
Capricious and oh so vicious
Leave you in bed with stitches
I'm the best dressed of the uglier sex
I feel I've just been hexed by all my previous exes
While you wonder what's next
She doesn't wanna be vexed with ya'
It's all-
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She doesn't want to just jump into all that voodoo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Don't call her 'Pumpkin' she's really not fucking into you
[Verse 2]
She's friends with Salem Witches:
Suspicious and superstitious, dressed up in black lace and linen
Large Parisian Mist for lunch and a bunch of hocus pocus
Said her "nose bleeds give her focus"
Take a sprinkle of her stardust and then throw it all in a cauldron with that tarot card she's holding
It's deadly to assume that she's looking out for her man under a full moon
It's all-
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She doesn't want to just jump into all that voodoo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Don't call her 'Pumpkin' she's really not fucking into you
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
She's not the type to pull a punch and you'd be wise to presume
That once she's done melting your mind she'll walk right out of this room
[Bridge]
Well all the hearts are in the air tonight and feelings in the sea
Every breath that you are taking is now spilling on to me
If emotions are mistaken close the door and let me leave
Otherwise open the blinds and hit the lights let's make a scene
[Outro]
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition
I'm not well read in the terms and the conditions of female intuition