Take Off Your Clothes by Team StarKid Lyrics

Aladdin:
See that palace of gold?
Shining, sparkling, metallic
And a little bit phallic
Take a look and you'll agree

See those leaves on the ground?
Spelling something explicit
Don't you blink or you'll miss it
Gently asking you and me

Take off your clothes
So many hidden messages
Subtle, yet slightly lewd
But if you're shrewd
They'll put you in the mood

To take off your clothes

Princess:
I feel compelled subconsciously
I don't know why or how
But here and now
I'm tempted to take off my clothes with you...
Aladdin:
I wanna take off my clothes with you

Princess:
I feel free as a bird
With no cage and no owner

Aladdin:
Look, that priest has a boner

Princess:
No, I think that's just his knees

Aladdin: (Princess:)
Take off your clothes
(What a perfect romance)
The universe is telling you
(I can't wait till we're married)
Each sign is planted there
With loving care
Accept the cosmic dare

And take off your clothes
(And take off your clothes...)
Princess take off your pants
(You don't have to pretend with me)
And show me your magic carpet
Both:
Even the stars above
Reflect our love
They want me to take off my clothes with you

Aladdin:
Take off your clothes

Princess:
Wait, not so fast

Aladdin:
Take off your clothes

Princess:
Let's make this last

Aladdin:
At least your top

Princess:
Aladdin, stop

(Dialogue)

Aladdin:
Take off your clothes