Robin Sucks by Team StarKid Lyrics

[PIZZA GIRL, spoken]
Oh, yeah. Robin. What do I think about Robin?

[CONSTRUCTION WORKER]
Batman's hangin' out with some kid now? What do I think about that, hmm?

[CITIZEN]
What can I say about Robin that hasn't been said already?

[PIZZA GIRL]
It's plain to me that-

[CONSTRUCTION WORKER]
I might be the only one who thinks this but-

[CITIZEN]
I'm pretty sure everyone agrees-

[ALL]
Robin sucks!
[CONSTRUCTION WORKER]
Batman's a loner, you know? But now he's runnin' around, hangin' out with some kid telling jokes? It's like... ugh, don't do that.

[CITIZEN]
And where's the kid's pants?

[GEEK]
The Batman should always be a solitary figure. The concept of a child crime fighter is ridiculous! It ruins the gritty realism of a man who fights crime dressed as a bat!

[PHOTOSHOP DOWNLOADER]
So say we all. Excelsior!

[GEEK & PHOTOSHOP DOWNLOADER, sung]
Batman doesn’t nee a sidekick
Undermines his whole aesthetic
Whole thing just gives me a headache
Robin sucks!

[COMMISSIONER GORDON]
He may be a solid dude

[PIZZA GIRL]
But Batman, he needs solitude

[HOODIE TEEN]
Robin makes him frickin’ cute
[ALL]
Robin sucks!

[CITIZEN]
Tanya said

[VICKI VALE]
That Larry said

[HOODIE TEEN]
That Sara said

[PIZZA GIRL]
He wets the bed

[COMMISSIONER GORDON]
He prob'ly does, he’s only ten!

[ALL]
Robin sucks!

Robins aren’t scary
They’re completely ordinary
Might as well call him "Canary"
Freakin’ Robin sucks!
Robins are so common
They’re the state bird of Wisconsin
So, what else do you need to know?
Robin sucks!