The Ballad of Ricky by Team Spam Lyrics

Yo, my name is Ricky and I like to party
When I go to class late I like to fuck

Hi, my name is Ricky and I got a real sick dick
I might start biting
I might start spitting
I might start dipping my dick in your drink

I might have a disease
And I'm trying to give it to you, baby
Baby baby dog
Let me spit in your mouth
If we're playing this in Western Washington University
In Bellingham, Washington
You are legally obligated to let me, Ricky
Piss in your mouth
This song is a contract
My dad's a lawyer
A piss lawyer (a piss lawyer)